View Full Version : have you ever met a girl you wanted to date
and when you tried to talk to her, she was ready to call rape...
let tell you a story about pazzy situation
i hollaed at a chick right in the subway station
i was talking to this girl if she been to a concert
she had some big titties poking out her shirt
plus it was a hot summer day, i was dipping with sweat
and my mouth was wide open, tounge out, my shirt was gettin wet
i told her i want her to be my boo
and she smiled like she wanted the same thing too
asked for her name she said blah blah blah
she had a big ass and had a c cup sized bra
i kept looking at her body, her face looked confused
then i told her about my life and she seemed very amused
then we started talking about old tv shows like growing pains
and afterwards i asked her for her number and she acted very strange
just when i think that my dry spell was going to end
she said... look, i already have a boyfriend...
come on girl.... :dry: f*ck him, what your man got to do with me...
you got what i need... so B!TCH GET IN MY BED..
i said B!TCH GET IN MY BED
baby you got what paz neeeeddddd
so B!TCH GET IN MY BED
i said B!TCH GET IN MY BED...
skanky80
03-22-06, 07:51 PM
Do I even need to post this?
Yes!
*1 star!*
Lineage
03-22-06, 07:53 PM
Damn duke I didn't know you were over here poeple miss you in the TLR room. Did yuo get some pu**y yet? Remember if you want some jails hoes I still got those websites for you. Nothing but dangerous broads just the way you like them pazzy. ;)
infamouswubird
03-22-06, 07:53 PM
ima rate 5 stars cause this prolly did happen
Damn duke I didn't know you were over here poeple miss you in the TLR room. Did yuo get some pu**y yet? Remember if you want some jails hoes I still got those websites for you. Nothing but dangerous broads just the way you like them pazzy. ;)
tell intelsis or rettas or blu or femme to free pazzy
Do I even need to post this?
Yes!
*1 star!*
one star me again and i'll f*ck you up!
skanky80
03-22-06, 07:59 PM
one star me again and i'll f*ck you up!
trust me, if i could one star your threads more then once, i would :laugh:
Lineage
03-22-06, 08:00 PM
tell intelsis or rettas or blu or femme to free pazzy
They the ones who put you in exile. What did you do duke?
Listens to clipse of doom from ghostface screamin free pazzy
kid_wizard
03-22-06, 08:07 PM
trust me, if i could one star your threads more then once, i would :laugh:
1 stars thread again for skanky.
I actually thought it was very amusing.
They the ones who put you in exile. What did you do duke?
Listens to clipse of doom from ghostface screamin free pazzy
so bad we just wanna jump into a volcanic eruption and die!!! da da da da da die!!!!! system of a down is f*cking with my mind nnnooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Lineage
03-22-06, 08:26 PM
so bad we just wanna jump into a volcanic eruption and die!!! da da da da da die!!!!! system of a down is f*cking with my mind nnnooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Pazzy help your boy out you got the last two sproanos eps on your comp. I'll trade somethin for them. I'm desperate dude help a man out
Lyrical Content
03-22-06, 08:30 PM
I'll trade somethin for them. I'm desperate dude help a man out
haha you mad suspect
Lineage
03-22-06, 08:32 PM
haha you mad suspect
Ain't nothing suspect about wantin to see them duke. I don't have that priveledge like most of you cats do.
Pazzy help your boy out you got the last two sproanos eps on your comp. I'll trade somethin for them. I'm desperate dude help a man out
oh sh!t... you're not a girl??? sorry man..... i thought you were the girl in the avatar of yours. and naw.... i don't got those sopranos. i never watched that show. only once when they gave me hbo for free.
Lineage
03-22-06, 08:40 PM
oh sh!t... you're not a girl??? sorry man..... i thought you were the girl in the avatar of yours. and naw.... i don't got those sopranos. i never watched that show. only once when they gave me hbo for free.
Naw duke I'm a straight up dude B. Toni is my dream chick. I don't switch chicks like most of these cats do. She'll be my dream chick until god turns the lights out on this small planet.
watthafuc
03-22-06, 08:42 PM
someone please unban duke so he'll stop posting this rambling nonsense there and not here
LilNukka
03-23-06, 09:50 AM
Have I ever seen a Topaz thread I didnt rate one stars? Nope.
Do I even need to post this?
Yes!
*1 star!*
rofl
Have I ever seen a Topaz thread I didnt rate one stars? Nope.
you're a habitual hating ass negro. you know that.
the poem is actually not bad... it's just modeled after biz markie's shyt... that's why it's so elementary...
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