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[djbriboogie]

wouldnt you like to know...

[sweet&spicy]

as a matter of fact i would. but hey if you wanna keep it to yourself i understand.

[djbriboogie]

i havent heard that song in awhile...

so what are your opinions on anal?

and ill eat some box if i feel i wont develop a chancre...

[sweet&spicy]

ok, so its like this ill try everything once........
what about you, you like to dish it?
what about tossing people salads?

[djbriboogie]

never done either...

you like to experiment huh :inlove:

[sweet&spicy]

anyone who says they havent at least tried it once, is a sucka.
Yanamean

[djbriboogie]

yea but how do you bring that up to a woman in the mix? its either a go, which seems kinda rare... or itll blow everything and you got yourself no where... i tend to take the safe route and take the gina... im a sucka:(

so what else you in to? see, thats why you shold be lookin for a younger cat... and thats why im lookin for an older lady... it all makes sense now!!

[sweet&spicy]

lol, a real woman is going to tell you what she wants and where to put it!!

[djbriboogie]

will a real woman tell you no way no how?

i need to find a real woman, not all these fake ones...

[sweet&spicy]

Yes she would tell you that. See that is why you need a older woman and not some young chick.

[djbriboogie]

sounds good to me...

[sweet&spicy]

Well what cha waiting for?

[djbriboogie]

:huh:

im lookin... i need to take the bike to houlihans or some shiit where you old folk hang around to get loose...

[sweet&spicy]

lol, thats just wrong. You should try somewhere like barns and nobles. Them type of woman are smart. Or a poetry pub. Somewhere artsy..

[djbriboogie]

who said i want a smart woman? :laugh:

[sweet&spicy]

lol, ok well then you dont want an older woman :yes:

[djbriboogie]

i was joking...

honestly, i dont know if id want a chick to be alot more intelligent than i am (which is a feat in itself :yes: )

but then again, sometimes its cute to see some real stupid chick and listen to her... it can be annoying, but sometimes ill think its attractive :huh:

old, young, my age, who cares... id take a half-retarded leper about now :guilty:

so your saying barnes and noble? is that how you got picked up or something? i dont know if i wanna go to some borders booksigning for "women are from pluto, men are from saturn" type garbage... and how do i decide whihc one to hit on? by the book shes reading? (scoop an easy chick reading "he doesnt like you" or some shiit... or like battlechild would, shouldi just chill in the dr suess section? (its funny cause he likes jailbait)