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Donnie Dopeflow
02-04-06, 02:26 PM
WARNING: THE CHANDLER BING IS IN THE BUILDING, THE CHANDLER BING IS IN THE BUILDING. THE CHANDLER BI--alright you get the point...check it out...

I'm flipping these flows like some flippable sh!ts.
if you ain't wit it then split.
stick to the script, i'm the sh!t like a skid.
Don't trip, I spit it like I keep it in my lip.
Don't camp by my fire, I'll blaze ya tent.
I thought I told you before, no space for rent.
Unless, you want the back room.
Did I forget to mention?
That's the bathroom.
Back in school,
I used to puff mad boom.
Now I floss I like Puff,
and rap like Craig Mack do.
I push a old-ass Ac, but I'm flyer than a Porsche,
Sound like Chuck, but I'm whiter than Walsh.
First of all, I don't fight I'm a boss,
but if I did I'd split ya lip like a divorce.
You're whole life's a fantasy like fukking Topanga,
Fronting like you in the Bach when you stuck in the Wrangler.
I got this thing on lock, like a mothafukking janitor,
But the only only keys I push is piano keys,
like half these rappers--they had to suck **** for coke like Saggot b,
Claiming they kingpins--soley for the vanity.
And that-th-that is how it goes down, for the the 2 thou
and seis in the place so how art thou?
Hold up...I gotta fart now...

That feels so better yo, I had to let it go.
Gaseous asses is yeahhhh that's what I'm repping yo.
Check it yo, oh I--I don't know, I had better go.

(I'm a get on the keyboard turntables)

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And I'm out like Pogs and slammers,
Find me in ya blog's grammer...

Invisible Vision
02-11-06, 06:16 PM
are we really serious here?

Donnie Dopeflow
02-11-06, 11:40 PM
*drumming* THE CHANDLER'S HERE!

*drumming* THE CHANDLER'S HERE!

*drumming* THE CHANDLER'S HERE!

*drumming* THE CHANDLER'S HERE!