im here to help you bfam...

[Shenanigans]

WATER FOR ME, BOOGIEMAN, I TELL YOU ALREADY

i gotsta have it!

what you drink boogieman? i bet you drink so much you can go up to the bar and say "the usual" like you in a movie. a movie of your life.

[djbriboogie]

certain places i could... but i dont drink nearly as much as i did... although this past week ive been gettin alil tipsy here and there...

water huh? still doing the 8 glasses a day? i probably drink like 5-6 a day...

you got a job for me? i need benefits too...

[Shenanigans]

fughedabow 8 glasses, i do 8 BOTTLES these days!!!!

but cho why do you need a job mayne, i thought you were set mayne? strippin dont keep the lights on? cho everyone needs to put up paint instead sometime or another

you could be one of the guys up front who smells animal feces to give us a sense of direction. BOY I TELL YOU THATS A LITTLE TOO MUCH DIRECTION OKAY. I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DID NOT SMELL RHINOCAURUS TORPEDOS ALL DAY LONG OKAY. but cho at least you get to hold one of those wooden staffs that make you look like you tamed some wildebeast or something. even trade.

[djbriboogie]

wow...

nah, i was working, but quit... that job sucked... and i still havent gotten my last check... imma have to break some windows soon or something...

i keep looking for something tho... and im selling some artwork right now...

yup yup.

[Shenanigans]

dont break your own.

what sort of art do you do?

[djbriboogie]

im a master of all mediums...

but this is graffiti...

[Shenanigans]

that okay, i was worried your "creations" and your "art" would violate applicable laws, and i aint talking about the 10 commandments holla!

im out! holla! take care boogieman! GOD SPEED! SPEED!

[Shenanigans]

actually YO GANGSTA WADDUP i was talkinga bout the ten commandments too so scratch that HOLLA!

[djbriboogie]

your very mysterious nannanagins...

[sweet&spicy]

Ok so im trying to hit this dude one the side, why he gone ask me about my dude. Why he do that?

[djbriboogie]

it sounds like the 2nd dude you speak of is interested in you more than just sexually... he wants to know if you are single, and probably is thinking about a monogamous relationship...

you could either...

1. "hit" the dude in the teeth, and then sleep with him, but lie about your primary "dude"

2. "hit" him in the teeth, and sleep with him, and tell him about your other "dude" (assuming that he is a dude, and doesnt care if you are in a relationship and wants to smash)

3. "hit" him in the teeth, and then "hit" him in the teeth again for thinking you are premiscuous

[sweet&spicy]

Ok well now i told him to let me know how long he was. This darn fool gonna tell me hes over 6 1/2 inches long. What am I gonna do with that. I mean my man is pushing 9. Why would i go down. Ok so this is what im asking you. How do i tell this fool that his shyte is to short?

[djbriboogie]

Ah, I see you are a size queen. Well, I wouldn't flat out tell him that, it would probably hurt his ego (some men are very concerned with their size). But again, as the expression goes, "It's not the size of the wave, but the motion in the ocean." Also length may not be the best way to measure, girth is thought of more when considering pleasing a woman. Use your personal experiences. If you think a dude thats smaller can't please you, reject him. If you wanna give it a whirl, go for it. Alot of guys who cannot please their partners use alot of foreplay to help them. This may be something that might interest you. In any case, since your a female, your the one in power basically. Guys want to sleep with you more than you want to sleep with them, so you probably have options. You could always sleep with him and then reject him by saying a typical stupid response, "I just can't see myself with you..., this would ruin our..., it's not you it's me...", etc...

fukka dr phil, im gonna write my own book...

[sweet&spicy]

Ahh thanks, i see what you mean. One thing i dont need his foreplay. Girth huh. I did tell him that. Maybe i should have him measure that aswell ya think?
hmmmm. See i just want to use him. I have a man but hes away. I just wanna play right now. I think this dude is catching feelings. I told him straight up what i wanted and not to catch feelings. What do i do Dr. Djbriboogie?

[djbriboogie]

Go for it. I don't know many guys that would mind being used (unless, as i said before, he has some sort of interest in you other than sexually). And if your man is away, and you just want to "play," I'm guessing you are in an open relationship and don't mind if each other strays. I don't know if the guy will catch feelings, your gonna need to figure that out, and determine if he does, will it still be worth it. Or do you care? Also, if your just looking to "play," why not use a vibrator?

and then video tape it...


and send the vid to me...


thank you.

[sweet&spicy]

Whats up with you and video tapes, lol. I think he does have some kind of interest in me. Hes sweet and all but i got a man. I just need a friend. And the thing is my vibrator is broken. Its the second one ive bought in the past year. *makes note to buy another one*.

[djbriboogie]

damn honey, breakin vibrators like that???

so when you say friend, you mean a no-strings-attached person for sexxing?

[sweet&spicy]

Yes, friends with no strings attached. Would that be a problem?

[djbriboogie]

Dunno how that would work. In some cases I'm sure it would be no problem, but it's hard to tell. If you said he has feelings.... may not be as simple as you'd like...

[sweet&spicy]

Im stuck. I dont think he has any other females. I wish he did then i wouldnt have to worry about this. I could just use him and feel better. If hes catching feelings then that just changes everything. BTW where did you get your PhD from Dr. Djbriboogie?

[djbriboogie]

Well, your basically thinking of what I said... Its so situational its tough for me to tell, and I don't know this guy personally.

I got my degree from Boogies Doctoral School of Love.

I am currently seeking interns for studies on females that would like to have a great addition to their resume.

[sweet&spicy]

I know im a female and all, but could i be your apprentice? You have so much knowledge share your wealth.

[djbriboogie]

I will consider it, however you might get alot farther and get places much quicker if you throw yourself at me...

I like to think I'm pretty good with this stuff, but yet, I'm single (and have been, for too long :( )

[sweet&spicy]

Throw myself at you? Naw id rather get you gradually with my mermaid ways. Sorry about you troubles of being single, scratch that, **** be happy your single. Relationships are trouble espically when you have 2.

[djbriboogie]

arent mermaids notorious for seducing sailors and then killing them?

yea, im mostly happy im single, but occassionally (during dry spells) i wouldnt mind having something...

i need to find alil jumpoff...

[sweet&spicy]

Yes mermaids are, lol. ;)

[djbriboogie]

see, you women are evil.

[sweet&spicy]

Thats true, but yall cant stop loving us :)

[djbriboogie]

i know, its a catch 22... its bullshiit i tells ya!

ok, now im asking you, since maybe you females understand each other...

im going to my alma mater this weekend for my birthday. i am interested in picking up little girls to make my birthday more memorable. what should i do?

andddddd... what should i do if i am meeting some people there, a couple of whom are female friends that want to hang out, but i percieve them as blocking the cocking...

[sweet&spicy]

Ok aint nothing wrong with gettin you some young'n nanny. No wit cha gurls let them help you pick out a youngn. The only way theyed be blocking is someone has a secret crush on ya. Girls like to talk so start asking each one of them solo is someone wants you. If not your good to go.


Nothing wrong with finding a young and dumb one.....

[djbriboogie]

ok, but the plot thickens...

previously when id hang out at the bar with my boys, and talk to them, then leave talking to them to go talk with other girls, theyd always start cockblocking, getting all touchy feely, and ruin it for us... seeing them would be fine, but if im trying to find a honeydip, i dont want them over my shoulder waiting to break it up... especially if they arent gonna schlob the knob, dig?

i actually dont even know if they are going, but if they do... i gotta somehow see them to be friendly, then leave to go have fun...

and yes, thats how i like them, young and dumb!

[sweet&spicy]

So how did it go?

[djbriboogie]

it was a good time.... i havent been that much of an idiot in a long time. havent been kicked out of a bar for awhile either, so thats always fun... and those girls didnt show up, so i had my fun :yes:

[sweet&spicy]

Glad to hear that. And hear i thought that girls always over exaggerated things :thumbsup: glad to see men do too

[djbriboogie]

whenever we all get back up there its like we never left, we act like we're fukkin 12 years old... i thought this kid was pickin a fight with us, little did i know my boy was talkin shiit to his girl, and then told him to keep that dog on a leash...

then when it was about to happen, the bouncers appear out of no where, one throws me down, then picks me up, and takes us outside...

good times.

and yea, ill knock that kids eye out.

well they still do exaggerate things, everything actually... like you said youd kill me. in reality you would just like to sleep with me, not harm me.

[sweet&spicy]

LOL sleep with you huh. Yeah sleep with you then hurt your feelings by saying that we shouldnt do it again cause its me and not you....... :yes:

[djbriboogie]

once isnt that bad...

those break up lines dont phase me!! i dont love em anyways!

[sweet&spicy]

once isnt that bad...

those break up lines dont phase me!! i dont love em anyways!
for now that is, oh one day you will
you be singing "im so sick......."

[djbriboogie]

i dont sing, but you wanna make some sweet music dollface?

[sweet&spicy]

me either, im horrible. hey least i know that i am. unlike some folks who be putting themselves on blast like they can.

[univrsalite]

its like a bad personal ad...

[djbriboogie]

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is seeking sf for psbl ltr :guilty: :laugh:

[sweet&spicy]

:laugh: :laugh:

is seeking sf for psbl ltr :guilty: :laugh:
:yes: :dry: :huh:

[Shenanigans]

boogieman if the offer is still extended to help the bfam

will you post some pictures of your graffiti? i have read many threads where you talk of it.

JUST your graffiti ok, NOTHING ELSE. we dont want another "incident"

[djbriboogie]

incident?

i think ive posted some here before, but have no search function... ill see if i can find some links somewhere when i get another free minute (mad busy doggie)

[glad_he_ate_her]

:huh: