2 Line Diss Cypher

[Irish-dipstick]

i appreciae that son, but i don't care what you like??,
i care more about your momma, the neighbourhood bike.

Slow down tha neighbourhood bike no bite of ur momma's ass thats wat i like,
i'd say ur out matched but ur ok sync hurry up and drop da mic.
spit it man.

[Irish-dipstick]

you don't want me on the mic, because when i'm on i drop bombs,
but this ain't the IRA, i burn destrcution to cd-roms.


haha wats that do u hear that its boo's from tha crowd,
listen listen to them shoutin y we laugh out loud.

blades been switched i am the IDA we committin crimes,
aint my fault peeps he got whack rhymes.

[Irish Snyper]

Look it, its two bars you must've mistook it
Sniper over did it and still missin like his crosshairs are crooked

080 AKA MR. INFINITE ABILITY
*SHINES*ETERNALLY*

U 080 Cause U Ain't The Full 1 Hundred/
This How To Rob Part 2, This Time U'll Be Dead/

[Irish Snyper]

Aite back to the 2 bars this aint a battle....

face it, you high school kids work at McDonalds, don't get paid sh!t/
Fantasize bout screwin beyonce by bein on jay z's ****/

In This Battle Am The Master & U Tha B1tch/
Tryin 2 Act Gangsta, But U A Dirty Sn1tch/

[Irish Snyper]

can you not grasp this

2 LINES!!!!!

anyway.....


keep *** away from games head, because this potato licker'll eat it,
homie don't **** with me son, i'm like epilepsy, i'll make you take a fit.

:laugh: @ This Emotional *** Crying Over Words In A Signature/
I Be Killin U Like Cancer & There Ain't No Cure/

[Irish Snyper]

look at this joke with my name in his sig,
get off my d1ck homie, or if you want continue to dig.

Ur *** Bro Is Tha 1 On Ur Dik/
Am Jist Rippin Tha Mic Like Slick Rick/

[Irish Snyper]

there may be no cure, but they sure is an antidote,
realise when you down faggit, and that's all she wrote.

The Onli Antidote U Take His Ur Bro's Cum/
I Be Killin U Like Al Queda Was Killin In London/

[Irish Snyper]

you couldn't rip the mic if you took a chainsaw to that sh1t,
get over your obsession with me, get the sand out yo clit!!!




you done son

:laugh: @ This Emotional B1tch Retreating Cause He Know He Lost/
Am Not Slim Thug But I Am Tha Boss/

[Irish-dipstick]

can you not grasp this

2 LINES!!!!!

anyway.....


keep *** away from games head, because this potato licker'll eat it,
homie don't **** with me son, i'm like epilepsy, i'll make you take a fit.


wat u mean potato licker's these lyrics powerful make u like lite flickers,
u and ur mama got sumthin in common u both d!ck lickers/
and who u callin hommie i aint ur hommie dik-head,
act like u surprised u've been lyrically slik-fead.

[Irish Snyper]

look at this one dimensional ***, recyclin his rhymes,
keep up mr snyper and get with the times.

DAMN, This Cry Baby Still Trying 2 Fight Back!/
I Be Winning This Race, U Fell Off The Stadium Track/

[Irish-dipstick]

if yous a snyper then by comparasin i'm a nuclear warhead,
you ain't won nothing faggit( :laugh: ) you tired go to bed

The only warhead u have touch is ur bros,
i've got this locked while u suckin off male hoes.

[Irish Snyper]

if yous a snyper then by comparasin i'm a nuclear warhead,
you ain't won nothing faggit( :laugh: ) you tired go to bed

The Onli WarHead U Be Near Is Suckin Ur ****** Brothers (http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/housemates/craig_hp.jpg) 1/
Am Rising 2 This MC Challenge Like I Was Hip Hop's Prodigal Son/

[Irish Snyper]

daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn son, i got 2 irishman on my ****( :laugh: )/
ok son, i'll cut you a break, stop reppin IRA and i'll let you in my click.

:laugh: @ This Emotional ******

Ur Rhymes Be Late Like A B1tch Who Missed Her Period/
Posting Ur Brothers Pic Is Ether, End Of This MC Battle Period/

[Irish Snyper]

daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn son, i got 2 irishman on my ****( :laugh: )/
ok son, i'll cut you a break, stop reppin IRA and i'll let you in my click.

U Click Is Ur Family GangBang/
U & Ur Bro 1 On 1, Na I Don't Wanna C Tha Sick Thang/

[Irish Snyper]

daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn son, i got 2 irishman on my ****( :laugh: )/
ok son, i'll cut you a break, stop reppin IRA and i'll let you in my click.

:laugh: @ This B1tch Thinking He Da Bomb/
U Be Lickin Up Every1's Ass, Ur Lickin Up Every's Ass Worse Than A Thong/

[Irish-dipstick]

2 lines???
:dry:


how can you not understand that concept???

damn man, you lines is gay and your rhymes is tired/
i'm your boss son, and you in danger of being fired.
you ain't impressin nobody with these nursery ryhmes/
get back to sippin on margarita's with that lemon and lime.
you need to realise son you camper than a campsite/
look i feel sorry for you, you want a link to my fan-site??
i'll teach you how to spit like us damn grown up folks/
if not then i'll serve you again while you screamin "holy smokes!!"

Wait hold up who tha fcuks ur son u keep callin,
the way u rhymin ur career soon to be fallin/
i could bust a 2 diss line that would put u to shame,
ur attackin tha big guns u've now entered tha game/
i have lyric's that can teach a nation,
now sit ur nursery rhyme ass down,
and listen to my rapvocation/
smashin u up like a mix deck,
u listen to me,
u should be signin my check/
but i'm ur boss,
u just jealous,
cause my rhymes got u at a loss.

[Irish Snyper]

son you wouldn't know ether if it slapped you in the face/
potato eater step yo game up you behind the pace.

U Slow As A Slug Cause U Replying 2 An Old Rap/
Am Walking All Over U Like U Was A DoorMat/

[Irish Snyper]

son you wouldn't know ether if it slapped you in the face/
potato eater step yo game up you behind the pace.

The Heat Gettin 2 Hot For This B1tch Named Coates/
Must Hav Not Takin His Cheerios, Porridge Or Oates/

[Irish Snyper]

son you wouldn't know ether if it slapped you in the face/
potato eater step yo game up you behind the pace.

Coates Ur Rhymes R Lame & Dyer/
Am More Hot Than Volcano Fire/

[Irish Snyper]

son you weak, you takin my rhymes and just rewrapping 'em/
jump on board son because i'll take this sh1t platinum.
flatten'm, splatter'm, slap 'em up clatter 'em/
go back an revise yo style so you can just challenge 'em

:laugh: @ This Coates B1tch Slow As A Slug/
Standing On U Cause U Low As A Bug/

[Irish-dipstick]

son you wouldn't know ether if it slapped you in the face/
potato eater step yo game up you behind the pace.

who u talkin about we aint potato eaters,
ur rhymes so cold and stial man,
my lyrics warmin this beef like elctically heaters/
u aint got no pace ur repeatin to much,
aint my fault like micheal ur brother like to touch.

[Irish Snyper]

son you weak, you takin my rhymes and just rewrapping 'em/
jump on board son because i'll take this sh1t platinum.
flatten'm, splatter'm, slap 'em up clatter 'em/
go back an revise yo style so you can just challenge 'em

DAMN Coates U Still Not Facing The Facts?/
U Lost, Now Step Back Or Get Smacked/

[Irish Snyper]

lmao@this ****** coming from all directions/
how you gon master this rap **** when you ain't mastered fractions??
realise this son, 5 of your disses equals 1 of mine/
go back home son i just ethered yo ass in just 4 lines.

:laugh: @ This ****** Still Trying 2 Diss Us/
B1tch Ur Rhymes Blow Past Me Like They Minimal Dust/
The Closest U Ever Been 2 Defeating Me Is In Ur Dreams/
I Be The Champion Like Chelsea Football Team :yes: /

[Irish Snyper]

lmao@this ****** coming from all directions/
how you gon master this rap **** when you ain't mastered fractions??
realise this son, 5 of your disses equals 1 of mine/
go back home son i just ethered yo ass in just 4 lines.

Ur As Slow As A Man With Crutches/
Like MC Hammer Says, U Can't Touch This/

[Irish-dipstick]

son you weak, you takin my rhymes and just rewrapping 'em/
jump on board son because i'll take this sh1t platinum.
flatten'm, splatter'm, slap 'em up clatter 'em/
go back an revise yo style so you can just challenge 'em

Like craig u to emotional don't cry chill out,
my lyrics that damagin got u eatin out of a spout.

[Irish Snyper]

man fukk this faggat, i ain't considering these overgrown disses/
son everytie i shoot i hit the target, i don't do misses


anyway fella's it's been fun but i'm bored

dipstick atleast you were serious with that sh1t, good stuff son

as for snyper- :laugh:

:laugh: @ This Coates B1tch In Retreat/
This B1tch Finally Admitting Defeat/

[Irish Snyper]

man fukk this faggat, i ain't considering these overgrown disses/
son everytie i shoot i hit the target, i don't do misses


anyway fella's it's been fun but i'm bored

dipstick atleast you were serious with that sh1t, good stuff son

as for snyper- :laugh:

U Claim Am Crap But I Defeated U So Wa Does Tha Make U/
U A SOHH B1tch, Go Snitch 2 SOHH's NYPD Blue/

[Irish Snyper]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ this


yeah you said alot, but it was trash :laugh:

Quality>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Quantity

U Claim Quality But U Crying Over A Few Words In A Signature! :laugh:

Go Crying 2 Ur ****** Bro! :laugh:

:laugh: @ All These Emotional Faggots!

[Irish-dipstick]

man fukk this faggat, i ain't considering these overgrown disses/
son everytie i shoot i hit the target, i don't do misses


anyway fella's it's been fun but i'm bored

dipstick atleast you were serious with that sh1t, good stuff son

as for snyper- :laugh:

I aint considerin ur subliminal disses no thanks,
i was wit ur mama last nite,
unlike u i wasn't shootin blanks/
i got this on ice cold not in rap for the fashion,
spittin that hard sh!t,
yeah thats rite IDA raw passion.

[Irish Snyper]

i laughed at your sig moron! :laugh:

If U Laffed At It Why U Complaining In This Thread? (http://forums.sohh.com/showpost.php?p=1052924691&postcount=24)

[Irish-dipstick]

you know what homie i take all that sh1t back/
lookin at that i realise your ryhmes is wack.



^^^^there you've been shut down, you wack


and i'm gone, carry on with your weak disses all da if you want, you aint touchin me :laugh: , but dipstick should you not be stalking swordsman??/ :laugh:

!'m not shuttin down nuthin u can say will make it happin
u talkin sh!t did u here the new name its called ass flappin.

aint my fault swordsman he 1/5 irish fair play :laugh:

ur the wackest thing since 50 cent,
am pitchin u up like u was a tent.

[Irish Snyper]

oh man :laugh:


it was all in humour hence the over use of the !!!!!!

next time i'll put 50- :laugh:

to make sureyou don't take it wrong :laugh:


i'm not bothered son by all means put it back in your sig

Na, Am Gonna Let Peeps DwnLoad Tha O.C. Album!

Dope Album It Is!

None Of Tha Watered Dwn Hip Hop! :yes:

[Bigbeat]

the irsh snypa, i burn ya like marijunna, and bring ya to a full stop like a period, not a comma
talkin bout watered down hip-hop, when ya s*** sounds dried up

[Irish Snyper]

the irsh snypa, i burn ya like marijunna, and bring ya to a full stop like a period, not a comma
talkin bout watered down hip-hop, when ya s*** sounds dried up

Watch My MoveMents, As I Blaze Yet Another MC/
These Lyrics Got U Spinnin', Worse Than A Trance DJ On E/
U Probally Claim U A G, But That Stands For Gay/
Am Etherin' U, Lets Take This Back To Fuk Wif Dre Day/

[Irish-dipstick]

the irsh snypa, i burn ya like marijunna, and bring ya to a full stop like a period, not a comma
talkin bout watered down hip-hop, when ya s*** sounds dried up

Look big beat i burn u like a cd, or like dope leave u dead like tha last pope,
get ur rhymes in check ur tha only one drie clean up ur act hears some soap

[Crovax]

i knew she was a bad b!tch, when i seen ya
i knew you'd drown a n!gga's dreams like katrina












:spidey:

[Irish Snyper]

i knew she was a bad b!tch, when i seen ya
i knew you'd drown a n!gga's dreams like katrina

:spidey:

My Rhymes Flooding U Ten Times Worse Than Katrina/
U A Puzzy Like Salem, But I Ain't No Witch Like Sabrina/

[Irish-dipstick]

i knew she was a bad b!tch, when i seen ya
i knew you'd drown a n!gga's dreams like katrina

Ya'll talk on katrina as if u give a fcuk a natural diaster,
crovax rappin on this site bout it u dry the blow job master.

am back

[Amerika]

Irish=Eurotrash. Check that it dosnt hit you on the ass.
When I "close the door" on you, like Teddy Pendergrass.

If youre white, you'll never understand.

[Irish Snyper]

Irish=Eurotrash. Check that it dosnt hit you on the ass.
When I "close the door" on you, like Teddy Pendergrass.

If youre white, you'll never understand.

:laugh: @ This Americoon, Thinkin' He Tha Sh1t/
Ain't No Pimps Here, But U Gettin' Slapped Dwn Like A B1tch/

[Amerika]

Wow, you rhymed "sh!t" and "b!tch". I bet that took alot of thought. :rolleyes:

I was killin mikes before you heard of the scene,
Punch *yourself* in the face son, youre only "Thirteen"

You only call me coon because you couldnt be whiter
Imma Nero you 'do, and feed your crew to my lighter.

Seriously though, youre just mad cos you didnt get the Pendergrass reference. :afro:

[Irish Snyper]

Wow, you rhymed "sh!t" and "b!tch". I bet that took alot of thought. :rolleyes:

I was killin mikes before you heard of the scene,
Punch *yourself* in the face son, youre only "Thirteen"

You only call me coon because you couldnt be whiter
Imma Nero you 'do, and feed your crew to my lighter.

Seriously though, youre just mad cos you didnt get the Pendergrass reference. :afro:

:laugh: @ This Americoon, Tryin' 2 Act Smart/
10 Tablets Of Speed & He Still Slow As A Horse & Cart/

U Say Pendergrass, I Say I Don't Give A Fuk/
Ur Dwn & Out, Because Am Irish, I Got All The Luck/

[Irish-dipstick]

Irish=Eurotrash. Check that it dosnt hit you on the ass.
When I "close the door" on you, like Teddy Pendergrass.

If youre white, you'll never understand.

u a ****** simple as apu u little ***** ur bent and incase u haven't achieved it ur ass is up for rent being crossed on this crossdressing u ass pressing genda-benda cross checked why u hiding like a hidden agenda.

*****a

[Amerika]

:laugh: @ This Americoon,/

Is every "line" you have going to start that way? Thats sad.

Look Snyper, Imma lay the facts down right her
When it comes to faggotry we all know youre a lifer

LWOPPED, You get raped by cops
And love smoking cocks like your ma smokes rocks


Go finish your homework.

[Amerika]

u a ****** simple as apu u little ***** ur bent and incase u haven't achieved it ur ass is up for rent being crossed on this crossdressing u ass pressing genda-benda cross checked why u hiding like a hidden agenda.

*****a

When you can make some sense, then get back to me.

[Irish-dipstick]

When you can make some sense, then get back to me.

aint my fault u dont get it apu shut the fcuk up and close the quickie mart u b!tch :ucku:

[Irish Snyper]

Is every "line" you have going to start that way? Thats sad.

Look Snyper, Imma lay the facts down right her
When it comes to faggotry we all know youre a lifer

LWOPPED, You get raped by cops
And love smoking cocks like your ma smokes rocks


Go finish your homework.

Ur More A Cracka, Than A Black Activist/
Your More Connected 2 The Cops, Than A G-Unit Snitch/

They Say Faggotry Begins @ Home, So Yours Is The Epicenter Of The Homosexual Earthquake/
You Ain't Gangsta Or Hood, Your More Of A Village Fate (http://www.bouncyfuncastles.com/nosubjec.jpg)/

[Irish-dipstick]

When you can make some sense, then get back to me.

ok man i said ur ass is up for rent ur a genda benda it mean u a ****** ur gay get it.

u think that ur a thug but u aint gangsta i'm white but u can still call me a N.I.G.G.A am never.ignorent.about.get.goals.accomplised. this ambomanation in which u call ur self a rapper u talk big but still an ass flapper i'll make it clear this time u ****** for real and a rapper for fake like mr potato head not dissing game talking bout yayo in the gay unit this is a rap unlike urs lifer wat the fcuk u talkin man u lost the point u can rhyme but loads can but u just gotta be good u claim u a real from the hood then rhyme with and for the hood.

[theman080]

you a bytch dip stick































now go write a verse about me and bold it

[Irish-dipstick]

you a bytch dip stick































now go write a verse about me and bold it

naw man i aint botherin and u the b!tch why u want to see a verse and bold it u runnin out or sumthin man. sry i dont get copped aint my fault u flopped.

i'll just say this.

I destroyed u before finally u realised that u can't do the crime witout facing the time dont every cross my face again wit ur whack ass rhymes.

if i see that rhyme anywhere wit ur name over it without it being quoted i will take u off the set u heared.