there is dust here and there is also a Pancake Batter Club

[Jako greene]

*morphs into Amelia Badelia and begins masturbating with a feather duster*

[Jako greene]

...and then i was like "Yo, Charlie, ya fawkin' moolie! Put the vase* down!"
And lo and behold he ordered the eggs sunny side up just as i had told me pal Conrad who said congratulations on rad bombastic beer on draft while we launched plastic on dad with mom standing by on that long shaft moms craft bombs past lawn cats from Bombatt.


*at that point in time as you know it I pronounced the word "Vosssss" and let my S's trickle off like the end of a urine stream so's I could keep it real with my suburb homeys and get invited to their keggers where blouses fall off amateur keg-standers and i smoke joints and pass judgement on every little pantywaist that walks by. cake-eatin Structure wearin " I met Barbara streisand" ass mother fockers!

i'll throttle you!

[Jako greene]

Look, duke....I all I knows is that we was dancin like northern candy canes when it hit.
You'll have to ask Sally from the 5 and Diner.

[Midnite]

insanity insues with Jako

[djbriboogie]

so i says to mabelle i says...

[Jako greene]

So we grabbed all the clouds but four and left the remainder for the Earth-dwellers whom we warned wouldn't awake until all seeds were planted.

They swore oaths against us but it mattered little.

I had the mask of boccpale which bent the will of others towards gerbils and caused uoprising amongst River folk.
]
It gets deep but averge SOHHians cant hang.
]
Its not like it was.

For example: #@*_"><#@(

yeah thats right comprehend THAT one you slimy ninnyhammer.

[Jako greene]

So we began our travels. The only thing that could stop our fiery hearts now was Rectum. And Behold! There Rectum stood, blocking our path. Blocking even the sunlight. Rectum eclipsed all things as we know it and all fell into shadow until the red eyed Tiki warrior burst through the undergrowth upon his steed which resembled a winged porpoise.
Tiki strove with Rectum and the mountains were crtowned with flame. The battle reaged for ages and all who looked upon it from afar percieved lightning and fire which is the only way their puny closed brains would allow themselves to view it. Had they not been blind, they would have seen something else entirely as two minds raged and earth bent and cracked. They would have seen not One, but 63875026702974 Celestial beings bearing the symbol ~y~.
The rune for life, and they sang and in their song a moment was revealed to all. A moment of serenity. A feeling that nine million bongloads could not be compared to.

[AskariSTL//So]

It was worth coming into this forum at 5 in the morning just to see that

[Jako greene]

And i was asked "from whence you came" an di said all directions, mayne.


then he spread mayonaisse on prickly pear and said ahoy hoy!

[Jako greene]

Plus at the rate we were flying, i loudly declared it to be the whoopingest time ever and joyously banged my pots and pans until the handles were rusted over with my blood. We danced until dusk and then Yudale told me to touch my toes. At that time a mallet flew eastward and smote Mr. Redwind on the backside. He let out a holler and then carried Yudale to the crater. We heard her peals of laughter as her raggedy body bounced and careened from one molten hot boulder to the other, shattering her frail bones and ripping her skin. We resumed dancing and this time the pounding of our feet brought animals from hiding and they lifter their brows in wonder.

[Jako greene]

"I hate you" said jonny winter to the glass shard


Grrrr!!!!!!!!

[Jako greene]

Once we stumbled down the back path, giggling and whispering, we found ourselves in a citrus orchard. My fisrt clue was the low hanging lemon which plopped agains my forehead as we walked by the low hanging fruits. The sound was grotesque and we responded with peals of stoned laughter.

[AVC]

Jako you lost your touch like 2 years ago

[Jako greene]

And you probably eat too many beans.

[Jako greene]

i grabbed it by the fin and let it pull me dreamily into the abyss. We were struck by teacups of tin and porcelain, but we cared not. Uncle Reevus was there with his best rug cutters on , smiling gaily as we traipsed along happily. I cared not for any others we saw that day but the cottonballs ran climbed screamed noodle butt had no rarity portly men came decide whether fruit banana red dead.

[Shenanigans]

dust makes people sneeze if they have an allergy to dust which makes them sneeze.

[Jako greene]

You dont even know me, kid, get out of my thread. This is my private time.
Treat my d!ck like a plank and walk off the end, thanks.

[Shenanigans]

im a very patient man jako greene, thats what 9 months in a turkish prison will do to you.

[Jako greene]

well in that case you should realize that twice we have sundered the roads of availabilty. Three times more and dust WILL collect and three women will emerge from the woods bearing blue ribbons and bagels for us to enjoy.

[Jako greene]

Mississippi Johnson leapt out of the carrot he had been imprisoned in for years, green eyes flashing. He let out a shriek powerful enough to curdle dragons blood and set off in a mad dash across the plain with its waving stalks towards the golden shore of Kuala bay. He was free.

[Jako greene]

When the Squidlins still dwelt in their former home, they were well known to the other strange occupants as a people of good trust, fro whom they recieved news of all that had passed in that region. The Squids were a remnant of the Wardlings, who were held to be akin in ages past to the great Greenes of the valley. It was thus of grave concern to all when the Squidlings removed into the far North to avoid homosexuality-related diseases.

[khemystri]

OK.... Terrific....

[ManicDopePresence]

call me mcdonald's cuz im lovin it.

[Jako greene]

Now the flames of this particular burning were seen not only by my compadres, but there compadre's compadres. Dig? Other watchers were also blessed. Under the cold stars before the rising of the moon the host of evildoers went up the long echoing hill and passed formn these shores and came at length to the black snowman. This snowman was evil and his keen sight pierced the minds of men. . Yet he had cause for great joy though it was hidden from him for a while for his son, unbeknowst to him, lauged out loud and punched paper bags.

[Jako greene]

you dont know me b!tches

[Shenanigans]

who are you then jako greene?

[Jako greene]

I shine off of surfaces.

I bend the world to fit my view and notice its humorous edge.

I am the dearest soul you'll ever meet yet.

i love lollipops

[Shenanigans]

thats DANDY but very abstract.

[Jako greene]

yeah i dont know what all that meant

i WOULD like some sliced turkey right now though.

[Jako greene]

im stupid and on crack and on crack

[Shenanigans]

but i thought you were the pioneer of the crack is wack campaign?

[Battlechild]

????????????????????


*leaves*

[Jako greene]

So Toaster Man decided to come along and dance with us on tiles of glass, but we were against that from the beginning. All he ate was yogurt, of which we were exceedingly weary of. We attempted to evade him, but to no avail. His bat-like ears and darty eyes spotted us chilling at the lamp post on Main. I threw an oak tree at him but he caught it with his teeth and climbed mountain ridges until his gums bled.

[Jako greene]

doom zoom roomy toom toom! Rum-pum baroom boom voom!

[hunney]

who are you then jako greene?


ahhh the age old question....

jako hope ur looking after urself matey

[Jako greene]

ahhh the age old question....

jako hope ur looking after urself matey
:blush:

wow i hope were still in love after all thees time.

[AVC]

And you probably eat too many beans.

you can never eat too many beans my friend

my declaration still stands

gone are the days of your glory

[Jako greene]

you can never eat too many beans my friend

my declaration still stands

gone are the days of your glory


i never had glory, only more time. Now begone from my circle. I hereby cast you down from the Order of the B -Forum. Go and seek solace.

[AVC]

i never had glory, only more time. Now begone from my circle. I hereby cast you down from the Order of the B -Forum. Go and seek solace.

my hour of enlightenment has yet passed

your denial is predictable

you will never achieve what you have sought after, your time has been wasted

rejoice in your retirement, you will never be again what you once were

[Jako greene]

i dont need to retire.
carwashing ****** rodent-faced cock jockey dumbasses like you keep me entertained enough to stay here. As long as dirtbags exist on this site I will be here to mock them.

[AVC]

i dont need to retire.
carwashing ****** rodent-faced cock jockey dumbasses like you keep me entertained enough to stay here. As long as dirtbags exist on this site I will be here to mock them.

there's no need for that kind of verbal assault

your hostility is also predictable

[ManicDopePresence]

you guys should settle this with a food fight.

[Shenanigans]

in some places it is custom to eat rocks.

that is the custom here.

[Jako greene]

you swing from balls like trapeze

[hunney]

:blush:

wow i hope were still in love after all thees time.


there will always be a place in my heart for jako greene

[summwunn]

......faggots copped they whole style from the doctor octagon album back in 96 . . . that abstract bullshyt is done and over wit...... crackheads fiendin for a chip spit better nonsense than that.... you sound like you strugglin so hard to come up wit that shyt.... it aint funny.... it aint saying nuttin...... and i seen you actually edited some of them posts..... t.h.a.t.s...s.a.d.......

"expertise slowly coincides with the watchtower stopping time in the tracks of a train racing the clock raging steady like horns on a bull parallel to the horizon but obtusely obscure when predictable to be perpendicular to the vernacular of mathematics"

"i starve kittens slowly but eat yeast in the time of reckoning"

"zap bustly moozle plocken vight vigte oof um lahzzei"

[ManicDopePresence]

i was digging the ongoing saga.. eat a toothpick, blip.

[Hombre_Cocotaso]

in some places it is custom to eat rocks.

that is the custom here.

Rocks are great. They supply the essential vitamins and minerals. They also help with digestion. DONT FORGET THAT YOU LOPSIDED CHUNK FUKCER

[Jako greene]

......faggots copped they whole style from the doctor octagon album back in 96 . . . that abstract bullshyt is done and over wit...... crackheads fiendin for a chip spit better nonsense than that.... you sound like you strugglin so hard to come up wit that shyt.... it aint funny.... it aint saying nuttin...... and i seen you actually edited some of them posts..... t.h.a.t.s...s.a.d.......

"expertise slowly coincides with the watchtower stopping time in the tracks of a train racing the clock raging steady like horns on a bull parallel to the horizon but obtusely obscure when predictable to be perpendicular to the vernacular of mathematics"

"i starve kittens slowly but eat yeast in the time of reckoning"

"zap bustly moozle plocken vight vigte oof um lahzzei"



???

you are vagina yeast

[Jako greene]

"But dont be foolish, you still have fourteen years of wizardry in front of you!"
We laughed and sprinted down the hilltowards the shadow of the valley. Trees burst through the undergrowth, tall kids in junior high. My feet ached on one side due to a lesion from kicking rocks like men after screwing fresh young women. The flesh was warm and air was fine. Now we came to a hilly land smattered with large boulders and yellow hair-like grass. I skipped along gaily now, Byrds songs pouring through my pursed lips in form of whistle. We were maniacs with nothing to fear. Madness overtook our legs. Poison oak, thistles, it meant nothing. I stopped and took a giant swig from my flask. Throat burning, neck aching, teeth flashing white, we came to the hovel. Moss-covered and rotting it was, and an attemo to knock on the dilapidated musky wooden door brought nothing but a cloud of soil down on our heads from the crumbling roof. The doors wood was soft with moisture and rot, and we went to work and reduced it to a small pile of wet splinters. On the interior there lay a bronze pot and the remains of a few cupboards. I threw some leaves and some water in the cauldron and swished it this way and that chanting softly, treading the paths of time. My accomplice busied himself with excavating a nearby wall. My eyes flashed fire as I percieved the vision. I tossed aside the pot and tore off my cloak. Screaming ape-like and angry i howled at the moon and burst through the soft wall. Tearing skin on rough tree edges i ran. I had seen mansell.