there is dust here and there is also a Pancake Batter Club

[khemystri]

But dont be foolish, you still have fourteen years of wizardry
We laughed and sprinted down the hill into the valley of shadows and mystery
Trees burst through the undergrowth, tall kids in junior high.
due to a lesion from kicking rocks - My feet ached on one side

Like men after screwing fresh young women. The flesh was warm and air was fine.
Now we came to a hilly land smattered with large boulders - And grass would shine
It would glow hair-like yellow. I skipped along gaily now,
Byrds songs pouring through my pursed lips in form of whistle that carry down

We were maniacs with nothing to fear. Madness overtook our legs. as Poison oak,
thistles, nothing stopped and took a swig from my flask to cure my Throat
burning, neck aching, teeth flashing white, we came to the hovel.
Moss-covered wooden door - attempted to knock with rusted shovels

Brought nothing but a cloud of soil down on our heads from the crumbling roof.
The doors wood was soft with moisture and rot, far from the birth of leaves and roots
and we went to work and reduced it to a small pile of wet splinters.
On the interior there lay a bronze pot, remains of cupboards, oil and cinders

I threw some leaves and some water in the cauldron and swished it this way
chanting softly, treading paths. My accomplice excavates a wall made of thick clay
My eyes flashed fire as I percieved the vision. I tossed the pot and tore off my cloak.
Screaming ape-like and angry i howled at the moon with a parched and dry throat

and burst through the soft wall .
Tearing skin on rough tree edges

I ran. I had seen mansell. - And the story progresses

:hmm:

:king:

[Jako greene]

How dare you edit my story?
You missed the point on some of that.

Filthy swine, I would smite thee down had I but one clue as to your whereabouts.

[Hombre_Cocotaso]

How dare you edit my story?
You missed the point on some of that.

Filthy swine, I would smite thee down had I but one clue as to your whereabouts.

I am sure you can smell the abundance of Douches, whether it be summers eve or not, once you reach the delaware boarder.

[khemystri]

Sorry... Figured your drivel could be slightly improved by adding a rhyme scheme to it
Silly me.... Forgot this is "writer's block".... Please proceed....

[Jako greene]

Sorry... Figured your drivel could be slightly improved by adding a rhyme scheme to it
Silly me.... Forgot this is "writer's block".... Please proceed....

Oh, I see...

I hereby retract previous statement. I see your scheme now and its actually pretty foockin cool.
Sorry I failed to see it before.

My apologies. Jako is indeed a man of humility and honor.

[khemystri]

your a gentlemen and a scholar...

:king:

[Hombre_Cocotaso]

this is horsesh!T. The real jako would never do such a thing

*is depressed cause his heritage is tainted*

You have dissappointed me. I am an alias of your alias Kaodik. He has show me the ways that you passed onto him. I see that as time goes by....things change.

*drops 6 vics and chuggs a bottle of cough syrup*

[Jako greene]

*wipes ass with bare hand and snorts acid*

[AVC]

the drama is eternal, lets engage in a joust
I'll slap this motherfuccer, ese dead in your mouth

[Jako greene]

no more pen blottage please
with your twin knotted knees
your ugly b!tch mother
shares Fat Joes cottage cheese.


tell your mams to take her ripply thights out of my thread, puto madre.

[Jako greene]

Perfecture: With one glowing orb you see nothing. With two subject responded vigorously. After applying the third he giggled uncontrollably and spouted nonsensical structured sentences in a tongue we have yet to decipher. After four immense pain waves racked his mind. After five he ceased functioning.

[Battlechild]

*pops in to check if forum is still up*

*leaves*

[Jako greene]

i saw organs going like this : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~?~~~~~~?~~/~~~~~~~~



Three times!!

[Jako greene]

we drank frozen margaritas until our cheeks blushed red blossoms. cameras came out, as did bowls of Patron-soaked watermelon and pineapple chunks. We staggered out into the parking lot. Tried to load a bowl but the bag slipped and I watched my buds pour out onto the wet asphalt. Phuck it. Kept going. Took shots at a tavern. we were drinking for free. Mike found strangers he liked at the bar and bought them drinks and talked their ear off about Jersey.
He loves Jersey and he wwill shortly be returning home after one year and almost a half having seen what he intended to see out west and remained unimpressed. would they like a shot or perhaps a Parliament, no he doesnt smoke weed and did you know i get real paranoid easy? and on and on

i tried conquering the jukebox but found myself conquering a flirtatious female friend and actually sexed with her later that evening, never paid for a drink, passed out on some couch in some dark apartment, I think maybe Mikes stranger friend, woke up three hours later with ripping headache. Noticed marijuana and a bowl on the table in front of me. Smoked it, smiled as the headache melted down my nose on a pile of snot. Blew on Taco Bell napkin. Went to the parking lot and found my crookedly parked car, stripped nude and changed into a nice work outfit. Love Tuesdays?

[AVC]

Jako lost

[Jako greene]

Why is red better than bluefish?
Because red is better than bluefish.
Because you ask if red is better than bluefish.

[Jako greene]

I'm convinced that most of you are complete boring self-conscious assholes who feel nothing but primarily sadness. I'm convinced most of you watch the same shows every night on television and most of you think the same things at the same time and laugh together without knowing it. Im thinking I need to feel pity for most of you.
I'm laughing at your children

[Shenanigans]

you got the wrong end of the stack jack.

this BROTHER aint like that pat!

[ManicDopePresence]

I'm convinced that most of you are complete boring self-conscious assholes who feel nothing but primarily sadness. I'm convinced most of you watch the same shows every night on television and most of you think the same things at the same time and laugh together without knowing it. Im thinking I need to feel pity for most of you.
I'm laughing at your children
While walking down a residential street at night, glancing into living rooms lit by the gray glare of television sets, Jack Kerouac once noted, that we have become a world of people "thinking the same thoughts at the same time."

...theres a poison going on yall.

[Jako greene]

But if they gave us four, our meal would end up being $3.77.
youre crazy yo
four jacks and a pumpkin split would leave you on top.

[Jako greene]

on man has a greasy mop hairdo like rod stewart - a comb for ten years.

one guy looks like his names bernard with a shaved bald head and one large hoop ring like an out of century pirate.

one skinny pale white boy had dirty misshapen dreads, half of which were painfully obviouslyu bleached at one point.

one guy was balding with greasy combover
one guy had a squished pug nose

one guy was all wrinkly like a condom stuffed with walnuts

one guy resembled Ghandi on crack.

and that was my Thanksgiving party///yay/// insertyay///

[Jako greene]

Yesterday. You came to overtake me.
I phuckin phucked you in the phucknot.
And then I sat down and read a book to your children.

[Jako greene]

There once was a bold Persian soldier named Timmy.
There once was a styrofoam cup who loved laughter.
There once was a clock named Joe with no hands.
There existed upon a time a green-clad hermit.
There was once a valiant here with squid for feet.

[Jako greene]

Milton to 180 Humphreys til the end.
Fort Valley tried to maintain 180.
230 post had me befuddled.
Reset.

[Killer Whale]

*swims through thread chewing pink knees*

[Jako greene]

pink knees

[Mars@Brasil]

yeah, pink knees

[Jako greene]

This, when it is proclaimed, will make known to all my thought concerning this present pass. It will rais eyou above scorn, and it will set free your powers so that other losses may seem more easy to endure.

[Oswald Ovary Eater]

good god!

[dee-mac]

:ohmy: