C.A.T.'s

[Argot Vie]

Argot, try and include Francine Dee up in that vid if you can.You see her in my avatar right? It ain't even a question. It's already done :smoker:

[Argot Vie]

This is shaping up to be the best music video compilation I've ever done.

[Argot Vie]

It's done. But not done enough for me. It currently sits at 7:30minutes. That includes the 30 second cats vid that will be the intro, a Black Republican music video, and a 3 minute music video spent entirely on Reon Kadena, called The Prototype, whose beat was produced by SOHH's own favorite producer, thesandman. How's that for a run-on sentence? Well just like that sentence, the video is gonna run-on a little longer. I might make a 30 minute music video. This vid is called Chink Ass Tricks: The Musical. A DJ Fukalya Remix. I didn't get to fit Francine Dee in today. I also want to put some other girls in the vid too so I'll just do it tommorow or finish the vid next weekend. OR I'll just wait till I get my new laptop fixed because there's some pans and zoom filters I don't have on my old laptop :sad:

[Argot Vie]

Aight I finally settled on what to do. It will be 10 minutes and I'm changing the title from Chink Ass Tricks: The Musical to Compilation of Asian Titties and Snatches because a couple weeks ago a friend got on to me about that saying it was degrading and objectifiying Asian women. That nagged at my conscience for a long time and so this weekend, for the past two days, I was trying my hardest to come up with a less offensive acronym. As I was waking up, the new abbreviation finally came to me so now I gotta go back and edit the title. I know snatch is also a rude term for vagina but yo fuk it, if you can think of a better of abbreviation for C.A.T.S. let me know. I'll be done with the vid today. This is why my DJ name is DJ Fukalya = DJ **** All Ya. I'm like '**** all ya motha****as, I don't give a **** what you like! I'mma do what I wanna do.' I'm a stubborn Aries so I must really like that girl to change the title. She's a dope chick :yes: I know she probably mad at me and **** but oh well, the damage is done :sad:

[Argot Vie]

Cute Asian Titties & Snatches. LMFAO :laugh: Ahhh...I must be bored.

[lyra_us]

I like the new name! Can't wait to download the new vid!

[Argot Vie]

Thanks! It's taking awhile tho. I use Windows Movie Maker which is a basic movie making program that comes standard with Windows XP. Unfortunately, if you edit a vid and save it over and over again the video quality becomes reduced. This sh!t sucks. I need to get another program. Anyway, I wasn't able to fit in Francine Dee and was going to finish it but since you love her so much I'll extend the video two minutes and give her maybe 30 seconds screen time. Since I'm extending it, I'll add Angel Veil aka Rachel Sterling since she's a third Korean, Christina Mendoza, Sakura Sena, Lily Thai, and more of Carla Maria and Flo Jalin since I love them so much. I also want to add some pix of Thitma.

Aight off the top of my head, here's the list of chicks I've been able to smush into the video so far in chronological order: Flo Jalin, Carla Maria, Felicia Tang, Luana Lani, Teanna Kai, Sasha Singleton, Linda Tran, Jade Hsu, Nancy Ho, Valentina Vaughn, Arti aka Lauren, Candy Song, Dragon Lily, Joon Mali, Juno, Kianna Dior, Sana, Jasmine, Priya Rai, Angela Devi, Sunny Leone, and Reon Kadena who I was originally planning to be last since she has the most screen time in the whole video.

After I add Rachel Sterling, Christina Mendoza, Sakura Sena, Lily Thai and Thitma, I guess I'll end it with more clips of Flo Jalin since she's the first model you see in the beginning.

[Argot Vie]

Unfortunately this ****s gonna be around 200MB but its worth it.

*sings Ray Orbison's 'Pretty Woman', Hood ***** Style*

Pretty *****es, walking down the street.
Pretty *****es, making my money.
Who wanna **** wit? **** for me?
Who wanna make my, my money?

Woooo Pretty *****es.

Pimp ****...

[Argot Vie]

Hmmm. I think I'll add some Jeri Lee pix since she's a Nas fan. It just so happens that the only rap joints in the video are Nas songs. She's got some new nudey pix out, showing cooch and all, I seen em. Damn I should add her back to my myspace. She's one of the few dope ass models that'll holla back whenever you send a message.

Speaking of Jeri Lee, The Before And After Breast Enhancement Thread!!! (http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?p=1055810286#post1055810286)

I think I'll up that thread with some more pix.

[Argot Vie]

Lily Thai, Thitma, and Jeri Lee didn't make the final cut but I still got love for dem. It just so happens that I don't have any of their vids and the one vid I have of lily thai, its a porno with this dude and I don't want no mothafukkin dudes in the video.

It's 12 minutes and 169 mb. I want to upload it to rapidshare so I can see how many times its been downloaded but thats not working for some reason. zshare's limit is 100 mb. megaupload and sendspace does not show how many times a vid has been downloaded. Until I can get it on rapidshare, ya'll will just have to wait.

[lyra_us]

damn, Jeri Lee is showing the cooch now!

[Argot Vie]

This is the second fukking night in a row I've tried to upload this shyt to megaupload and it failed. If you people want this shyt, post a better site for me to upload it to.

[Argot Vie]

I just shrunk the file so that it's 100mb that way I can put it up on zshare or rapidshare. It's lower quality now but no one came up with a better site so fuk it. I might upload dat sh!t tommorow if I'm not too busy. I just found out the new Highlander Anime dvdrip has dropped in the torrents and so has a DVD quality version of Spiderman 3 so I'mma fuk around with that first.

[Argot Vie]

Man fuk dis shyt. I don't like having to reduce this shyt. I'm retiring tonight and taking this shyt with me. Sh!t frusturated the fuk out of me trying to upload this shyt. I'd be 4/5s done uploading and the internet cuts off or the computer goes to sleep and the connection is cut. Fuk dat shyt. Fuk the internet. Mothafuk the internet! I been on this bytch 7 years I'm done.

[lyra_us]

dude just reduce it and put it up!!! Cut out Flo Jalin or that Sasha Singleton (pancake tit) broad if you have to. Get this shyt up!!!

[Bangs McCoy]

Saves for later (Y)

[Argot Vie]

dude just reduce it and put it up!!! Cut out Flo Jalin or that Sasha Singleton (pancake tit) broad if you have to. Get this shyt up!!!Just ignore that post, I was mad about something totally unrelated last night and it spilled out on here :laugh:

[Argot Vie]

C.A.T.S. The DJ Fukalya Remix, is an R-Rated music video compilation of beautiful Asian women featuring Flo Jalin, Carla Maria, Felicia Tang, Luana Lani, Teanna Kai, Sasha Singleton, Linda Tran, Jade Hsu, Nancy Ho, Valentina Vaughn, Arti aka Lauren, Candy Song, Dragon Lily, Joon Mali, Juno, Kianna Dior, Sana, Jasmine, Priya Rai, Angela Devi, Sunny Leone, and Reon Kadena aka Minamo Kusano, Christina Mendoza, Sakura Sena, and Angel Veil aka Rachel Sterling. Runtime: 12:00 minutes. Size: 94MB. c.a.t.s. the dj fukalya remix low.wmv - 94.72MB (http://www.zshare.net/video/c-a-t-s-the-dj-fukalya-remix-low-wmv.html)

[Argot Vie]

Sung Hi Lee was voted most beautiful Asian woman in the world a couple years ago. She repping Korea to the fullest. She's 37 now. She got married this year. Bout time.

http://img155.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=49098_shl2_011106_021_123_646lo.jpg&i=1

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[T-MURDA]

Priya Rai, Angela Devi & Sunny Leone in Addictive The DJ Fukalya Remix.wmv - 45.30MB (http://www.zshare.net/video/3872454a5ce27b/)

^^^Three reasons why Indians are voted number 2 on the poll.

[T-MURDA]

CJ Miles = One out of a million reasons why Filipinas are winning the poll.

Work-Safe
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Not Work-Safe
http://www.keepmyfile.com/image/c97cb11770156
http://www.keepmyfile.com/image/82c96a1770142
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http://www.myspace.com/cjmilesexposed

http://www.ilovecjmiles.com/

[Argot Vie]

Kt-So

http://i4.uploadem.com/11272007/TKsig.jpg

[Argot Vie]

Only the Japanese can create 'Ballet/Reggae/Contortionist/Porn.' This is the best sh!t I ever downloaded. Seriously this sh!t is epic. I'm gonna have to make a music video out of this sh!t. Miku has some nice tits and a lil bubble. http://images.imagefap.com/full/33/27114674e2ba452ba46ab6133fe612b7/1936473229.jpg

[Samoayaknow]

This thread needs regular updates.

[Sholan]

I'm surprised Thai is getting so little votes. They got some bad hoes.

[LeAsY Be EaSy]

Cambodian woman are the best Asians.

[Argot Vie]

Cambodian woman are the best Asians.:dry:

Pic/Vid Violation. :hmm: