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Ed Gizzle
05-25-03, 12:57 AM
From today's game:
"The only man who can stop cliff robinson is Cliff robinson. The man is unstoppable even at 38."
HALF MAN HALF BLAZIN
05-25-03, 01:08 AM
"Dirk Nowitzki is one of the most amazing players I've ever seen, right now he's one of the top 5 players in the world"
He says that in one of those NBA Finals promos.
All Dirk can do is shoot, can't pass or play defense worth sh*t and he's one of the top 5 in the world? What is Bill smoking?!?
Originally posted by Ed Gizzle
"The only man who can stop cliff robinson is Cliff robinson. The man is unstoppable even at 38."
lol
iron monkey
05-25-03, 01:44 AM
i turned the TV off when Bill said this last night ...
"Kenyon Martin is the 2nd best player in the (eastern) conference."
the white hiphop thief
05-25-03, 01:45 AM
"failing to prepare is preparing to fail"
"what was he thinking? was he thinking anything at all"?
"that may be the worst pass in the history of western civilization"
"Greg Ostertag is one of the top centers on this planet"
" i want to see ben wallace come out with war paint on his face"
ChromeMeetsChrome
05-25-03, 12:52 PM
"Can someone pleeease make a shot"
"That has to be the worst pass in the history of ____ basketball"
"He was wondering how many steps he could take before they would call traveling"
"Tease em___"
theoretic
05-25-03, 01:41 PM
Where would you like it NEXT time, Samaki?
What IS a foul?
BlaqueCreole
05-25-03, 01:53 PM
"Ben Wallace is the Pistons superstar...and he can't get a foul...what a travesty?"
NigerianWonder
05-25-03, 02:52 PM
"They called that a foul... Thats not a foul. This is the playoffs, Let em play..."
"THROW IT DOWN BIG MAN...THROW IT DOWN"
"This is Jason Kidd's world... were just lucky to be living in it."
How he do that?
05-25-03, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by ChromeMeetsChrome
"That has to be the worst pass in the history of ____ basketball"
lmao.. yo he said that sh!t in game 6 spurs v lakers. tony parker and steve jackson had a 2 on 1 break against fisher.. Parker threw a booty bounce pass and fisher dove like a shortstop and tip it outa bounce to break it up.
walton says:
"jackson can jump outa the building, why didnt he just throw him a lob pass...
That has to be the worst pass in the history of spurs basketball"
lol, he had a n!gga cryin...
"Robert horry, one of the top defensive players in his genre"
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Klok--Wise
05-25-03, 04:04 PM
"Edddie Griffin has put up the 2 worst shots in the history of the Rockets franchise here tonight"
"Shaq makes everyone else in the league look like Michel Tafoya"
Originally posted by the white hiphop thief
"failing to prepare is preparing to fail"
He got that from John Wooden. I think that's a good quote.
"Rasheed Wallace is putting his fingers over his lips to silence the crowd. Like HE has actually brought his game today to tell them to be quiet!"
Ed Gizzle
05-25-03, 05:36 PM
"Throw it down big man...throw it down" is just classic. Especially when he says it about someone extra wack like sean bradley.
Guess Who?
05-25-03, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by Klok--Wise
[B"Shaq makes everyone else in the league look like Michel Tafoya" [/B]
LMAO
Sum-n Like a Pimp
05-26-03, 02:24 AM
THROW IT DOW-OOHN!!
Originally posted by theoretic
Where would you like it NEXT time, Samaki?
i was almost cryin when i heard that shyt.
Originally posted by Jmc23
THROW IT DOWN!
"THROW IT DOWN MARK MADSEN, THROW IT DOWN!!!" lol
"SEND IT BACK OKUR, SEND IT BACK!!!"
Get A Rebound...
Danny Ferry is just a tremendous player...
Logic85
05-26-03, 06:17 PM
"that is by far the worse inbound pass in spurs history"
^^^he said that when the spurs lost to LA when LA wore there white jerseys
Kurupt420
05-26-03, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by Logic85
"that is by far the worse inbound pass in spurs history"
^^^he said that when the spurs lost to LA when LA wore there white jerseys
but it was true
Ed Gizzle
05-26-03, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by Cliche
Danny Ferry is just a tremendous player...
LMAO...and the thing is, walton is the most respectable person on ABC sportscasting. :(
CSquare43
05-26-03, 07:02 PM
"Awwww (insert white player's name here), you just set the white manback 20 years..."
How could y'all forget the best one
"What a pathetic play from a pathetic human being"
Knicks Spurs series in 1999. He was tlaking about Larry Johnson
I died after that one
RapScholar
05-27-03, 12:38 AM
After Kenyon Martin got a technical foul for slapping the
glass & screaming and tuggin on his jersey, Tolbert defended
Martin sayin he likes it when players show emotion, Walton said
" Well what would you do if he ripped his shirt off! "
The Terminator
05-27-03, 12:48 AM
Walton is the man, he's straight up hilarious.
manyfaces
05-27-03, 09:40 AM
Not really a fan of Walton's cause he runs that whole sarcasm thing to the ground. But he did say something the other night that had me and my boys cracking up. When they were talking about the draft and the lottery picks....
"Atlanta needs all 13 lottery picks"
LMAO
Ed Gizzle
05-27-03, 10:02 AM
"How could you let the shooter get the rebound???"
Ed Gizzle
06-12-03, 09:36 AM
Originally posted by b-Rob23
Walton just said "The only thing Tony Parker did wrong was have on the wrong jersey on that play." because he turned it over. Stupid asss lines.
Tha NYCest 1
06-12-03, 09:44 AM
OMG i'm in tears over here, Bill Walton is the fukkin man....I used to hate this dude with a passion too, but damn the sh!t that he says is funny as hell. how u gonna say "that was the worst fast break in the history of the ______ organization"?? the funny thing is he says it regularly.
he also says; quickly "NICE-PASSEENG"
Abs_inth da prophet
06-12-03, 09:45 AM
A Beautiful pass by Tony Parker off the FRONT of the the RIM...
A Magnificent BACKBOARD pass to Duncan...
etc..
LOL
the white hiphop thief
06-12-03, 10:52 AM
"if anthony johnson ever gets a jumper whos gonna stop him"?
"as good a career as rodney rogers had his career is pretty tragic, with his talent rodney should have been the unstoppable force in the nba"
RevolUniek
06-12-03, 01:39 PM
"Tim Duncan is looking at the referee saying....'What is a foul!?!?!?!'"
i gotta up this...i love bill walton quotes
THE WU SEED
06-14-03, 12:03 PM
Originally posted by RevolUniek
"Tim Duncan is looking at the referee saying....'What is a foul!?!?!?!'"
LOL
THE WU SEED
06-14-03, 12:04 PM
what they need is marv albert, bill walton,and the czar callin the finals
Originally posted by THE WU SEED
what they need is marv albert, bill walton,and the czar callin the finals
::co-signs::
7oclock
06-14-03, 07:43 PM
2 years ago, eveyrone was saying Bill was wack and should be off the air...now look at yourselves...pathetic
"Throw it down big man..throw it duuung"
Listen You Douchebags
06-14-03, 08:04 PM
There was some ugly play going on, the ball was turned over 3 times in 10 seconds, but no one touched anyone.....
Walton: That has to be a foul.
Snapper: Against who?
Walton: Against the game of basketball.
afrocrombie
06-14-03, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by the white hiphop thief
[B"Greg Ostertag is one of the top centers on this planet"
[/B]
LMAO....are u sure he said this??? Come on now!
Str8bugged
06-14-03, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by danishz
There was some ugly play going on, the ball was turned over 3 times in 10 seconds, but no one touched anyone.....
Walton: That has to be a foul.
Snapper: Against who?
Walton: Against the game of basketball.
lol!!!!!!!
Originally posted by danishz
There was some ugly play going on, the ball was turned over 3 times in 10 seconds, but no one touched anyone.....
Walton: That has to be a foul.
Snapper: Against who?
Walton: Against the game of basketball.
LMFAO
b-Rob23
06-14-03, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by THE WU SEED
what they need is marv albert, bill walton,and the czar callin the finals
"Dale Davis, pick ONE pivot foot........PLEASE!"
"This is a game of skill Shawn Bradley"
Nessler: And Samaki Walker enters the game
Walton: So THIS is what its come too?
"Hedo Turkoglu is such a beauuuuutiful player"
"THATS MCHALE! THATS JABBAR!"
"and *insert player or coach here* wants to know WHAT IS A FOUL??"
"if thats not a foul, then why have a rule book?"
and one of my all time favorites....
after the Kings/Mavs game 1 "Raef Lafrentz and Shawn Bradley should start considering a new career"
walton is a dork.
during the raps/philly series a few years back all he did was rag on the raps. he was just pathetic.
f*ck bill walton.
the worst commentator in sports, with the ctv guy with the mustache coming in a close second.
Rzarector7
06-15-03, 02:36 PM
He just barely missed on that attempt (When it was a horrible airball)
What a pass (A fu*ked up shot that ends up so off it lands in someone elses hands)
They are going to have one of those nights where they score alot of points (NJ after they had a 4-2 lead on SA in game 2 3 mintues into the game)
khalid a.k.a Genocide
06-15-03, 02:52 PM
"THROW IT DOWN SHAWN (when shawn bradley dunked against the spurs)"
"THROW IT DOWN BIG MEN, THROW IT DOWN".....classic
"BLOW IT OUT BIG MEN" (to BEn Wallace's Fro')...classic
"WHAT IS A FOUL?"
"CAN SOMEBODY MAKE A SHOT?"
LMAOF!!!!!!
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