ONE_MIC_ETERNAL
05-21-03, 10:35 PM
whooo's ya daddy!
hell,i probably used my minute up when i was doing cocaine backstage.its alright though,the producer did his 3 lines and told me "take as much time as you want"
Anybody believe adam and eve was dummy's?I mean they wuz the first known humans,i bet they illterate a$$'s had speech inpetiment's
jus look at the words we got in the dictionary..God told Adam to name everything,you ever think english started like this..
Adam was walkin in the garden lookin at leaves and God spoke to him And ju know God be all homie G like and say "wazz pimpin pimpin? you know wha fhck you gon call that green sh!t on that branch der?"
Adam cant see god, and he be stupified for a moment then he lookin round and den he think bout them berries he ate then he jus go wid it and stutter "dis-be-lief"
And God be like"leaf" and Adam get all sad Cuz he thought God was displeased,
God be like "damn,whaz that homo's problem?"So god be like waitin and waitin and adam never returned,and God jus got fed up so he said,"daamn, i gotta get Adam back to doin my work"So god plottin righ,and he come up wid an idea he gon make adam sum pus$y..sum that feel good phucky fruit,God then sent his best lil midget out,and told him "when you find adam,hit him in the knee wid a rock" and so the lil midget went on his short way,and he found adam,adam was in garden touching his penis cuz it was jus the thing right around ya hands at that time,lil midget crept up and he step'd in some fresh dookie,damn,.I know sh!t smell when i step in it'that midget eys and nostrails mussa been ballin,but that wasnt going to stop the midget, he crept and gag'd and he still hit adam in the kneecap.
Adam then tumbled to the ground and was knocked out..
So tha lil midget ran his short a$$ back to where god was and told god where adam was.God found adam,and while adam was asleep..god was wondering how to make a woman,and he got hungry and he jus ate adam whole..all cept one rib..God was one Phat fhck now,and now he gotta make adam and eve..so he like "wha i do now"? But god be smart, so he jus took a minute and made adam out of dust..and he took adam's rib'and he made eve from it..and Adam was still knocked out,he didnt know he was ate by god,and he didnt know he had sum feel good phucky fruit waitin on him.So adam woke and he seen eve..She was hot..God had good taste in phucky fruit..and eve, she was jus beautiful and nekked i might add..Adam was like slobbering all over his chin,and his eye's was jus not blinkin,And God appeared and say'd "Adam, why you not fresh towd me?" And adam said "dis-be-lief" and pointed to the leafy flower on some branch.And god laughed cuz he finnaly knew hhow dumb adam was..And Gob be like "Adam,i know you are sick and tired of bein lonely..So i made you sum fresh phucky fruit..her name is eve" Ans adam be like "Dis-as-ter" And God was like "yes this as$ there" and Adam was pleased,cuz eve thought penis was a popsickle and she liked licking things anyway,so adam got alot of head' bobbin to his new found english..I mean it aint been 8 day's,and God done seen adam predict the worlds ending "Disbelief" and "disaster" and it all over some leaf and sum phucky fruit..tru dat..God was pleased..for awhile he was, then he kick'd both those sorry a$$ nympho's out the garden and God quit speaking to adam..but adam still speaking to God..
his wife grown fat and she had a kid,and adam held the kid over his head and screamed to God "Dis-able".
damn, the bible was phucky frsh
and that's a rap
hell,i probably used my minute up when i was doing cocaine backstage.its alright though,the producer did his 3 lines and told me "take as much time as you want"
Anybody believe adam and eve was dummy's?I mean they wuz the first known humans,i bet they illterate a$$'s had speech inpetiment's
jus look at the words we got in the dictionary..God told Adam to name everything,you ever think english started like this..
Adam was walkin in the garden lookin at leaves and God spoke to him And ju know God be all homie G like and say "wazz pimpin pimpin? you know wha fhck you gon call that green sh!t on that branch der?"
Adam cant see god, and he be stupified for a moment then he lookin round and den he think bout them berries he ate then he jus go wid it and stutter "dis-be-lief"
And God be like"leaf" and Adam get all sad Cuz he thought God was displeased,
God be like "damn,whaz that homo's problem?"So god be like waitin and waitin and adam never returned,and God jus got fed up so he said,"daamn, i gotta get Adam back to doin my work"So god plottin righ,and he come up wid an idea he gon make adam sum pus$y..sum that feel good phucky fruit,God then sent his best lil midget out,and told him "when you find adam,hit him in the knee wid a rock" and so the lil midget went on his short way,and he found adam,adam was in garden touching his penis cuz it was jus the thing right around ya hands at that time,lil midget crept up and he step'd in some fresh dookie,damn,.I know sh!t smell when i step in it'that midget eys and nostrails mussa been ballin,but that wasnt going to stop the midget, he crept and gag'd and he still hit adam in the kneecap.
Adam then tumbled to the ground and was knocked out..
So tha lil midget ran his short a$$ back to where god was and told god where adam was.God found adam,and while adam was asleep..god was wondering how to make a woman,and he got hungry and he jus ate adam whole..all cept one rib..God was one Phat fhck now,and now he gotta make adam and eve..so he like "wha i do now"? But god be smart, so he jus took a minute and made adam out of dust..and he took adam's rib'and he made eve from it..and Adam was still knocked out,he didnt know he was ate by god,and he didnt know he had sum feel good phucky fruit waitin on him.So adam woke and he seen eve..She was hot..God had good taste in phucky fruit..and eve, she was jus beautiful and nekked i might add..Adam was like slobbering all over his chin,and his eye's was jus not blinkin,And God appeared and say'd "Adam, why you not fresh towd me?" And adam said "dis-be-lief" and pointed to the leafy flower on some branch.And god laughed cuz he finnaly knew hhow dumb adam was..And Gob be like "Adam,i know you are sick and tired of bein lonely..So i made you sum fresh phucky fruit..her name is eve" Ans adam be like "Dis-as-ter" And God was like "yes this as$ there" and Adam was pleased,cuz eve thought penis was a popsickle and she liked licking things anyway,so adam got alot of head' bobbin to his new found english..I mean it aint been 8 day's,and God done seen adam predict the worlds ending "Disbelief" and "disaster" and it all over some leaf and sum phucky fruit..tru dat..God was pleased..for awhile he was, then he kick'd both those sorry a$$ nympho's out the garden and God quit speaking to adam..but adam still speaking to God..
his wife grown fat and she had a kid,and adam held the kid over his head and screamed to God "Dis-able".
damn, the bible was phucky frsh
and that's a rap