Stagger Lee
07-31-09, 04:57 AM
I change the truth
and tell half lies,
Want to hear a good story?,
too bad, I'd rather tell one thats sad
I feel glad when I make yall mad
I will lead you to believe
that you cannot achieve
I have a pet Fox
That will distract you
I have many costumes
I fear monger as if its Halloween
I dress up as paper
and inform you daily
But my fastest form of transportation
is my car known as the internet,
using that, I deliver so much
that it will drive you crazy
You can hear em speak
without seeing my face
I give few a cup full of secrets
Don't you dare spill it
because my brother is a bully named Gov
And he will put you in place,
Where family and friends rarely see your face
My Dad's name is Deception
Both of us helped Obama win the election
His father's name nickname is Dev,
He controls the light switch
He leaves most of society in a darkroom
Yet the rich and greedy have light
He treats me like I'm a tool
and he is so persuasive
He'll lead you to believe a wiseman is a fool
Did I mention that I'm a trainer?,
I condition minds, I'm no magician
but I know how to hypnotize
I have the grand alarm clock
I turn it on for some
and leave the rest of you sleep?
Can you figure me out?
and tell half lies,
Want to hear a good story?,
too bad, I'd rather tell one thats sad
I feel glad when I make yall mad
I will lead you to believe
that you cannot achieve
I have a pet Fox
That will distract you
I have many costumes
I fear monger as if its Halloween
I dress up as paper
and inform you daily
But my fastest form of transportation
is my car known as the internet,
using that, I deliver so much
that it will drive you crazy
You can hear em speak
without seeing my face
I give few a cup full of secrets
Don't you dare spill it
because my brother is a bully named Gov
And he will put you in place,
Where family and friends rarely see your face
My Dad's name is Deception
Both of us helped Obama win the election
His father's name nickname is Dev,
He controls the light switch
He leaves most of society in a darkroom
Yet the rich and greedy have light
He treats me like I'm a tool
and he is so persuasive
He'll lead you to believe a wiseman is a fool
Did I mention that I'm a trainer?,
I condition minds, I'm no magician
but I know how to hypnotize
I have the grand alarm clock
I turn it on for some
and leave the rest of you sleep?
Can you figure me out?