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andre patton
04-04-09, 12:40 AM
I'm in a medium sized town in the Mississippi backwoods visiting some family members. I walk into a "dollar general" to get some ish (its like a one stop shop for all off brand shyt) and I'm standin in line to buy my shyt and I hear some dudes behind me tryin to clown my nudie slim jims. I turn around and size em up...and they look like a couple hot boys from the bling bling video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ_BA3IiNjs) except dusty as fukk...they musta walked about a mile to get to the store.

b.g : awwwww nawwwwww nygggaaaaaaaa! dem jeans painted on?
me : :huh:
turk: he got on the tighty whity draws on to?!?!
me: :laugh: dog...my underwear cost more than your entire outfit (i had on some dolce and gabbana boxer briefs)
b.g :nawwwww mane! i cant do dat dere!
me: well this is what we wear in LA
turk: yall city folk be on some other shyt

i didnt even trip cause its like some lil kids tryin to make fun of an adult for using big words they dont understand. come 2015 or some shyt nyggas out here will be on that fitted steez when the fashion world has moved on to somethin else. everywhere i go out here nyggas be givin me the :weirdo: face. not even outta hate really its just they never seen a nygga as fly as me in person i guess. they girls gimme the :inlove: tho...too bad all the girls out here are fat and blacker than tar.

Talk of NY
04-04-09, 01:24 AM
Cool story.

Addicted_2_Me
04-04-09, 11:33 AM
That's not down south niccas, that's country ass niccas. There's a difference.

NoTitan 4rm da 954
04-04-09, 02:02 PM
That's not down south niccas, that's country ass niccas. There's a difference.

StreetSweeper
04-04-09, 02:47 PM
That's not down south niccas, that's country ass niccas. There's a difference.

Ed Gizzle
04-04-09, 03:08 PM
sounds like you looked like a f@ggot and they pulled your card

and you didn't do shyt



L

big bun
04-04-09, 05:17 PM
sounds like you looked like a f@ggot and they pulled your card

and you didn't do shyt



L

Basically.

PrinceOfSouthBeach
04-04-09, 05:50 PM
That's not down south niccas, that's country ass niccas. There's a difference.

andre patton
04-04-09, 06:29 PM
sounds like you looked like a f@ggot and they pulled your card

and you didn't do shyt



L

:laugh: like imma even risk gettin arrested out here for servin some bammas in the parking lot of a dollar general over my jeans...thats a real L. i dont respect a bammas opinion on my clothing so it doesnt bother me one iota. they didnt even say any disrespectful shyt it was just funny cause they acted like i was wearin a space suit.

so i dress like a ****** huh? what color is your favorite tall tee?

BigE214
04-04-09, 06:36 PM
sounds like you looked like a f@ggot and they pulled your card

and you didn't do shyt



L
:laugh::laugh:

LOL @ him lying bout how it really went.


b.g : awwwww nawwwwww nygggaaaaaaaa! dem jeans painted on?
me : :confused:
turk: he got on the tighty whity draws on to?!?!
me: (to the store clerk) and can i get a pack of those sweet and sour gummy worms behind the counter
b.g :nawwwww mane! I knew thats why he wearing them lil ass jeans, that niggga sweet and sour
me: well this is what we wear in LA
turk: get ya lil jean ass outta here...yo new name is Wanglers
me: keep the change *runs out of store*





:dry:

Talk of NY
04-04-09, 06:45 PM
:laugh::laugh:

LOL @ him lying bout how it really went.


b.g : awwwww nawwwwww nygggaaaaaaaa! dem jeans painted on?
me : :confused:
turk: he got on the tighty whity draws on to?!?!
me: (to the store clerk) and can i get a pack of those sweet and sour gummy worms behind the counter
b.g :nawwwww mane! I knew thats why he wearing them lil ass jeans, that niggga sweet and sour
me: well this is what we wear in LA
turk: get ya lil jean ass outta her...yo new name is Wanglers
me: keep the change *runs out of store*





:dry:

:laugh: @ him using his scarf (http://youalreadyknowwhoitis.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/lv-scarf-colormix-1.jpg) to dry his tears on the way home.

PrinceOfSouthBeach
04-04-09, 07:17 PM
:laugh: @ him using his scarf (http://youalreadyknowwhoitis.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/lv-scarf-colormix-1.jpg) to dry his tears on the way home.

:laugh:

big bun
04-04-09, 07:21 PM
:laugh: like imma even risk gettin arrested out here for servin some bammas in the parking lot of a dollar general over my jeans...thats a real L. i dont respect a bammas opinion on my clothing so it doesnt bother me one iota. they didnt even say any disrespectful shyt it was just funny cause they acted like i was wearin a space suit.
so i dress like a ****** huh? what color is your favorite tall tee?

They disrespected you to your face and you did nothing...as a man you should be ashamed. It's not like they just stared at you funny or even snickered at you...that would be something you ignore. But, they said some shiit to your face and you did nothing. What would your father say if you told him this story?

andre patton
04-04-09, 11:40 PM
They disrespected you to your face and you did nothing...as a man you should be ashamed. It's not like they just stared at you funny or even snickered at you...that would be something you ignore. But, they said some shiit to your face and you did nothing. What would your father say if you told him this story?

:thumbsdow i forgot this is the internet. if a nygga coughs in your direction you put a hot one in his helmet right?

trust me, they meant no real disrespect. they were a couple of skinny teenagers. i'm a grown man built like a linebacker. i got no problem lettin them meet they maker if they really meant it like that. but to get all :sadcam: cause they didnt like my pants is bytchmade. you must not never been to no country spots in the south. everybody talks to everybody else and strangers spark up 20 minute conversations about the dumbest shyt. i'm the most interesting thing thats happened to this town all year so everywhere i go people are always talkin to me. since my clothes are different from the wal mart shyt they're used to that tends to be the icebreaker.

THE Xane Vicious
04-05-09, 12:17 AM
:smh: at this Kanye mark looking like Nas on Lean and shxt...

this nxgga talking all this hot shxt on SOHH but had nothing to say when they "Dusty Boys" was up in his face...

ha, trying to come off like you're better than your Mississippi kin people but going to Dollar General...you failed, nxgga...

Taadow
04-05-09, 02:36 AM
sounds like you looked like a f@ggot and they pulled your card

^this

Art Barr
04-07-09, 12:24 AM
i never get that anywhere, or any other country.

n1ggaz/women always on my d!ck on some fashion sh!t straight up.

i wish my boyfriend knew how to dress like you....sheit wanna new stylish phuck buddy.....

even when i used to blow the dust off the australian outback rescue'r LEATHER hat completewith that button up on one side demo.


straight crushing you city........

i had to retire that joint,..but it still is waiting for n!ggaz to get back on some nineties/early 2000 ol school lo wear bear sweater sh!t, though


you can't be rocking no tight pants and think you fresh.

you always gon get clowned phuck all that.........



art barr

Art Barr
04-07-09, 12:28 AM
:thumbsdow i forgot this is the internet. if a nygga coughs in your direction you put a hot one in his helmet right?
trust me, they meant no real disrespect. they were a couple of skinny teenagers. i'm a grown man built like a linebacker. i got no problem lettin them meet they maker if they really meant it like that. but to get all :sadcam: cause they didnt like my pants is bytchmade. you must not never been to no country spots in the south. everybody talks to everybody else and strangers spark up 20 minute conversations about the dumbest shyt. i'm the most interesting thing thats happened to this town all year so everywhere i go people are always talkin to me. since my clothes are different from the wal mart shyt they're used to that tends to be the icebreaker.


you can't be rockin no tight pants, talking about you built like a linebacker and not expect the giggles..........straight up.


art barr

KemmetAziz
04-09-09, 03:54 PM
:laugh: like imma even risk gettin arrested out here for servin some bammas in the parking lot of a dollar general over my jeans...thats a real L. i dont respect a bammas opinion on my clothing so it doesnt bother me one iota. they didnt even say any disrespectful shyt it was just funny cause they acted like i was wearin a space suit.
so i dress like a ****** huh? what color is your favorite tall tee?


LOL @ this dude thinking he could have won that fight, but your right after those two bammas beat you to sleep you still would have went to jail, and you would have gotten served again in the county once they found out your not from there. Mississippi is very country, but it's also very poor and the state as a whole has one of the highest murder rates in the country. Homie you would have ended up on the losing end of that one. Going into small country towns and getting into some drama is not a good look anyway, it's so small everybody knows everybody, and if you get into with one person you will end up fighting the whole town.

J-Lova
04-10-09, 08:50 AM
nudiez are way too tight dawg.

ShermSticks
04-14-09, 12:05 AM
LOL at the thought of a ***** built like a linebacker wear some skinny jeans it's bad enuff them slim ass nicca wearing em

Donald Crunk
04-14-09, 01:59 PM
LOL at the thought of a ***** built like a linebacker wear some skinny jeans it's bad enuff them slim ass nicca wearing em


if you a twig legged nicca then you serve the purpose of skinny jeans............

TheWorldIsMine93
04-14-09, 04:56 PM
That's not down south niccas, that's country ass niccas. There's a difference.

bigmanharris
04-15-09, 05:12 PM
So this nukka was in some skinny jeans? Aw hell naw. I didn't know what the hell nudiez were. I don't wear that homothug shyt.

KemmetAziz
04-16-09, 12:23 AM
So this nukka was in some skinny jeans? Aw hell naw. I didn't know what the hell nudiez were. I don't wear that homothug shyt.


Yo aint nothin wrong with skinny jeans. Some of the Nudie joints be clean too, but allot of their cuts are too tight. The average joe's or the boot cut the only one I can get with and Im a skinny nicca!!!

But Monarchy's >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Nudies anyday!!!!!!!!!!!

rbk2003
04-16-09, 01:40 AM
Yo aint nothin wrong with skinny jeans. Some of the Nudie joints be clean too, but allot of their cuts are too tight. The average joe's or the boot cut the only one I can get with and Im a skinny nicca!!!

But Monarchy's >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Nudies anyday!!!!!!!!!!!
lies get that fake rock star brand out of here

i hope you didnt buy that bullshyt

BlackEfron
04-16-09, 03:02 AM
I'm sayin'tho, if Young Patton had the Suspect gear on while knowing that he's in a country/hood part of MistissipPi with bammas on skooters everywhere + that smell they have, can't you atleast respect him for taking that risk? I mean, Yeah he got clowned on by some lil'ashy kids for being fresh in his way...I laugh with ya'll but I respect the threadstarter.

...Bammas.

StuntOne
04-16-09, 08:55 AM
Them country boys will whoop yo azz. They love to fight.

KemmetAziz
04-16-09, 04:15 PM
lies get that fake rock star brand out of here

i hope you didnt buy that bullshyt

Naw homie Monarchy and Nudie are not fake rockstar brands, if you knew anything about denim you would know that those are premium brands. Neiman Marcus dont sell fake rockstar gear anyway, thats what they sell where you shop

I'm sayin'tho, if Young Patton had the Suspect gear on while knowing that he's in a country/hood part of MistissipPi with bammas on skooters everywhere + that smell they have, can't you atleast respect him for taking that risk? I mean, Yeah he got clowned on by some lil'ashy kids for being fresh in his way...I laugh with ya'll but I respect the threadstarter.
...Bammas.

I respect the threadstarter to, but he still could have gotten smashed on. Dudes in small country towns go out of their way to serve up cats from big cities. You think they dont know how folks talk down on them? Not to mention but on the low allot of those small to mid size southern towns are really poor and really grimy.

rbk2003
04-16-09, 05:00 PM
Dude I wear nudies. I was bigging them up

KemmetAziz
04-16-09, 05:58 PM
Dude I wear nudies. I was bigging them up


LOL, I can dig it playa. But for real you think Nudies>>>>>Monarchy's???? The back pockets alone on Monarchy's is worth the $200 IMO. Nudies still go hard though

andre patton
04-16-09, 06:09 PM
LOL, I can dig it playa. But for real you think Nudies>>>>>Monarchy's???? The back pockets alone on Monarchy's is worth the $200 IMO. Nudies still go hard though

nah dogg i'm takin the nudies. i'm not a fan at all of the back pockets on the monarcy's. plus after ownin a pair of nudies i can attest to the quality of the denim. definitely the highest quality under 200 bucks imo.