The Official "Make Up A Rick Ross Lie" Thread http://i41.tinypic.com/13z5u84.png

[Brooklynzson]

Yo on my 12 kids from 15 different babymommas lives, I used to ghostwrite for pac and big, yea all them classics, me, but suge and diddy tryed to jerk me so I stopped fukin w/ them and since 95' I been writin for this rapper from brooklyn and extortin him on the low, the hustler lifestyle he raps about is really me writin about my lifestyle... And I been fukin Beyonce since 88 :cool:

[My Quillnite]

In 94, I sold so much raw, I got samonella from playing with chickens raw... Bhauce...

[Brooklynzson]

Back in the day I was the one that held vanilla ice ova the balcony...baouse!

[Big Jeff]

This n*gga I grew up with. He liked to shoot police. He shot at the police every day. Like, one summer, he shot like 57 police officers in a 2 week span. He got locked up, escaped through the ventilation system, shot 17 more police. He got locked up again, they threw the goddamn Hannibal Lecter shyt on him and he chewed threw that shyt. He shot the 3 police that was with him at the time. He had a gun hidden in a compartment in his calf muscle. After that he did 3 months in county and got off and now he's living in the Bahamas with 3 wives, 12 daughters, 6 dogs, 7 goats.. what the f*ck he got goats for I don't know. I think they like his sons to him or some shyt. I know he got one named Billy. He got 11 turtles too. He doing real well now. I think he even might have joined the force out there.

[Peet C]

You dont know nuthin bout this MI-yayo knomean, Back in the day Boateng had to invent the 747 because the 737 couldnt cope wit the coke we was flying in direct from Peruvia, one actually crashed with 1000 tonnes of our sh!t on it knomean, thats hustling, Beatch.

[Predator]

on my birthday....i got coke piñatas from the mexican mafia....bauce

[KeyshaColeMother]

nas won.

[My Quillnite]

Tripple Cees we flipping tripple keeys, coke snort overloads causing triple sneeze. Been bigger than mickey deez over a billion served out my Supra Targa T

Rhause

[Brooklynzson]

nas won.
*believes*
*dead*

[My Quillnite]

nas won.
Got manny and Keysha Key flippin keys, thick n white like alicia keys, extra hard like Frankie... Bauce

[Brooklynzson]

I seen it all, seen the greats fall,
niigga its the Bawse who u think taught MJ to ball(adlib: wwaaaaaaaaa)
he owe me a billion favors
Yeah a lot of favors
Its the bawse me, and Bill Gate neighbors
Pay him to pick my boogers
That's a lot of boogers(waaaaaa)
Every 3 days he come by to buy sugar(adlib: that cocaine)

[NotoriousResurection]

not only do i know the real noreiga, i know the real adoplh hitler, the real ronald reagan, and the real joeseph stalin. they all owe me a thousand favors.

[Predator]

I seen it all, seen the greats fall,
niigga its the Bawse who u think taught MJ to ball(adlib: wwaaaaaaaaa)
he owe me a billion favors
Yeah a lot of favors
Its the bawse me, and Bill Gate neighbors
Pay him to pick my boogers
That's a lot of boogers(waaaaaa)
Every 3 days he come by to buy sugar(adlib: that cocaine)
:laugh:

[ATownBrown]

not only do i know the real noreiga, i know the real adoplh hitler, the real ronald reagan, and the real joeseph stalin. they all owe me a thousand favors.

N'all bump that... I rolled with Oliver North, the real Ricky Ross... matter of fact, Pablo Escobar called me before they got him asking me if he could use my 747 to get out of the country... told him I had Fidel Castro using it that day, but I'd get back at him tomorrow... sucks that tomorrow never happened...

Bauce!

[SmokeSomething]

i taught micheal jackson how to moon walk back in 89 bawwwsss
i showed sean paul how to dutty wine (waaaaaaaaa) i put brothas in bars straight to the pen they got 100 years :laugh: fukk plies ill make sure he get 100 years that moonhead n!gga he used to be a nurse i seen em back in dade walkin round strapped wit a purse as for jackie o she fed me cheerios i said i was a fed but yall aint hear me tho i knew santa clause the real santa clause fukk that n!gga doe ms kringle gave me da drawws i was gon be uncle phil on da fresh prince (waaaa) but i turned down the role that show aint been fresh since (bawwwsss) !!!

[Predator]

i taught michael phelps how to hit that bong olympic style....bauce

[Livin_lavish_ca]

officer ricky: thats not me in the CO picture.....

interviewer: who is it then?

officer ricky: Bauce!!

[Bob Backlund]

I only ate one donut captain i swear..............Lause

[TheYoungPolitician]

I'm doin 95 on 95, livin the life
200 bricks in from Colombia, this is the life (BOSS)
In L.A. dodging the (RICO!!), they callin me a (C-O????)
Niggga I see pounds, I break em down, I see O's
98 dealin weight, my family straight, I had it made
Puffin presidential with Puffy up in the Palisades
The yay I'm (stretchin), had to learn my (lessons)
Enemies was (best friends), even shot my (next kin)
Paid In Full, I'm like a young Richie Porter
Posted for 50 minutes, delivered fifty orders

[R.O. Double]

I gave George W. Bush a whole chicken and laughed while i smoked a cigar with no shirt on while he did lines off my first album, Rauce!

[keon]

"ya'll remember that scene in "hustle & flow" when the two c.o's asked djay to listen to they lil demo tape when he was gettin outta prison?? yeah, that lil scene was based on my life"...BAUWSE

[Brooklynzson]

Its dat fat niigga they call rick rauwse(rawse!)
Fuk ya current employer cause I'm da fukkin bause(bawse!)
I'm the ONLY niigga that fuks big butts
I'm the reason Mowgli got that awwdoogit shape up(waaaaa)
I'm the owner of Sohh, fuk Felicia Palmer
I'm Escobars affiliate fuk DJ Drama (bauwse)

[K-Matic]

:laugh: this thread

[ThaCity149]

Word funniest thread in awhile

[Brooklynzson]

They say hoodi hoooooo that the code of the killaz foo
I got gun the size of me
So fuk u n wut ya niiggas do
My stomach stick out further than my ass
I got a Booty-do (bauce)

[Len Bias]

eytime i pick up my phone ah make a meeyin (RAWWS)

[freaking badass]

7 autumns ago my boy who died from 7 shot gun blasts to the dome (RIP Tiny Petey) told me to make it rain in the club. I took off my Bentley (BAUSE) diamond en-crusted shades made by Porsche and slapped my hands together so hard the pipes burst out from the walls in every high rise in Manhattan and flooded South Florida. They called it Hurricane Frances.

[TheYoungPolitician]

I like my money long, and my weed imported (YES)
In the White House like Barack--I feel important (BAWSE)
Million dollar outfit, 2 milly in makeup
I like my belly big, bein in shape sucks

[Rockyrulz7]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: at this thread


officer ricccckkkkkyyyyy :laugh:

[pop203]

"i made a couple million dollars last year dealin weight"



oh wait, he really said that. wow.

[ePiffany]

I've sold so much caine I confuse day with night,
the same nicca on the shuttle when armstrong took flight (SPAAACEEE)
I used to be cool with jesus, why did you have to leave us?
I was the one who killed Judas, on his knees like a buddist (waaaaaaa)

[jojo]

I'm so rich that I got millions(millions)
A boss that can buy the empire sate building
I got money in my room that goes to ceiling
Stunting on these *****z fukk ya feelings

[NotoriousResurection]

N'all bump that... I rolled with Oliver North, the real Ricky Ross... matter of fact, Pablo Escobar called me before they got him asking me if he could use my 747 to get out of the country... told him I had Fidel Castro using it that day, but I'd get back at him tomorrow... sucks that tomorrow never happened...
Bauce!


lol that sh!t was hella funny.:laugh:

[Young Nique]

I seen it all, seen the greats fall,
niigga its the Bawse who u think taught MJ to ball(adlib: wwaaaaaaaaa)
he owe me a billion favors
Yeah a lot of favors
Its the bawse me, and Bill Gate neighbors
Pay him to pick my boogers
That's a lot of boogers(waaaaaa)
Every 3 days he come by to buy sugar(adlib: that cocaine)
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Jazzy Jay]

classic thread

[wallychamp]

nas won.


LOL

[Young Nique]

nas won.
this post flew over my head :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

goodshyt raymond

[RisAri0]

I ate lobsters with James Gandolfini... bauce!

[dac234]

10 black maybachs back to back in a lane:hmm:

[TheYoungPolitician]

So much white round me, you can call me Shady
20 Maybachs, lookin like I robbed Mercedes (BILLIONAIRE!!!!)
Like Warren Buffett, I'm sittin on top of the game
I'm in Africa, handpickin these rocks in my chain (BAWSE)
You are not in my lane, my throne's the highest
Feds dropping my name, cause I'm on assignment (WORKIN!!!)
Cocaine consignment, believe I got hella scratch
You funny money, like when I said I'll never rat (TRILLAAAAA)
Shout out to John McCain, he got lots of caine
Shout out to Axel Foley, you know that's my homie

[Jilla82]

While these nikkas eatin macdonalds vaule meals
My bellys full with lobsters that are raised for the King of England
50 Cent is an imposter while ya boy Ricky run w/ Mobsters
The gotti boys are my personal assistants

I got civil war guns for these nikkas w/ little to no funds
I rub on buns of models with the fittest assests
while I read my bank statements and asess my assets

[UrbanMiracle718]

i ran...

[Dr. Liggins]

Rause - Now, what deese nikkas don't know eeeeis, I made 50 Cents Vitamin Water Deal 300x over with the weight I sold in the past three months.

Interviewer - Word?

Rause - My nikka, don't ask mee no freeivolous shyt! :mad:

[_free]

:laugh:

[realstruck]

I'm doin 95 on 95, livin the life
200 bricks in from Colombia, this is the life (BOSS)
In L.A. dodging the (RICO!!), they callin me a (C-O????)
Niggga I see pounds, I break em down, I see O's
98 dealin weight, my family straight, I had it made
Puffin presidential with Puffy up in the Palisades
The yay I'm (stretchin), had to learn my (lessons)
Enemies was (best friends), even shot my (next kin)
Paid In Full, I'm like a young Richie Porter
Posted for 50 minutes, delivered fifty orders

I like my money long, and my weed imported (YES)
In the White House like Barack--I feel important (BAWSE)
Million dollar outfit, 2 milly in makeup
I like my belly big, bein in shape sucks

Back in the day Boateng had to invent the 747 because the 737 couldnt cope wit the coke we was flying in direct from Peruvia, one actually crashed with 1000 tonnes of our sh!t on it

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
*dead*

[CSquare43]

nas won.

Even though I hate this Nas lost trash that you kids keep on positing, this still made me LOL...

:laugh:

[ePiffany]

Even though I hate this Nas lost trash that you kids keep on positing, this still made me LOL...

:laugh:
How old are you?:hmm:

[TheYoungPolitician]

I can't wait for the day that Curly dies
I'ma laugh with a mouth full of curly fries (ARBYSSSS)
Boss chillin, kicked back, jus shinin my badge
Takin evil off the streets--applyin my craft (BAWSE)
So high up in The Hills, LC & Heidi would do me
We watchin CB4, cuz my life is a movie

[Dr. Liggins]

I'm posted in the Auboretum (BAUSE)
Cause I fukks with nothing but birds
Ask 50 Cent
I fukks with nothing but birds (I needs a real bytch)
I'm a heavyweight (get your wieght up)
In moving heavyweight
I'm a heavyweight
Fukk Vitamin Water
But I make deals with Coke
I know Noriega
Cause we both deals in Coke
25 million a year to live my life
And that's the realest shyt I ever wrote
Banana Island Sunrise
The realest shyt I ever smoked
This Maybach Benz
The realest shyt I ever drove
I'ma make your bytch say
Bause is the realest shyt I ever rode (Triiiiiiiiiillaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!)

[CSquare43]

How old are you?:hmm:

I'm obviously a lot older than the pre-teens that post on here and think that 'Gnozz lost' is the most hilarious punchline in written history...