Kronz
11-18-08, 05:21 PM
(a friend asks for help with moving)
Before weightlifting
Me: aite, let's go. I need some exercise anyway.
After weightlifting
Me: nah my chest and arms are sore from last night, and I have to do legs tonight.
(helping a friend move, picking up a 40 lbs box)
Before weightlifting
*picks it up like its nothing, throws it back down with no regard*
After weightlifting
*uses a perfect deadlift form to lift and lower, gets yelled at for moving too slow*
(talking about Arnold)
Before weightlifting
Me: I can't believe this dumbfukk is our governor
After weightlifting
Me: Arnold is my hero!
(gets drunk off 2 shots of Patron)
Before weightlifting
Friend: Man you're a lightweight
Me: Man fukk you
After weightlifting
Friend: Man you're a lightweight
Me: YEAAAAH BUDDY LIGHTWEIGHT
(sees a picture of some buff guy with no shirt no homo)
Before weightlifting
Me: what a fagggg
After weightlifting
Me: damn nice pecs on that fool (no homo)
(talking about supplements)
Before weightlifting
Me: Supplements are for cheaters, you should work out naturally like they used to do back in the days
After weightlifting
Me: *calls a friend* yo I ran out of my supps... can you bring me some NO and creatine? and meet me 30 mins early.
(sees an empty playground at night)
Before weightlifting
*smokes weed*
After weightlifting
*does pull ups and dips*
Before weightlifting
Me: aite, let's go. I need some exercise anyway.
After weightlifting
Me: nah my chest and arms are sore from last night, and I have to do legs tonight.
(helping a friend move, picking up a 40 lbs box)
Before weightlifting
*picks it up like its nothing, throws it back down with no regard*
After weightlifting
*uses a perfect deadlift form to lift and lower, gets yelled at for moving too slow*
(talking about Arnold)
Before weightlifting
Me: I can't believe this dumbfukk is our governor
After weightlifting
Me: Arnold is my hero!
(gets drunk off 2 shots of Patron)
Before weightlifting
Friend: Man you're a lightweight
Me: Man fukk you
After weightlifting
Friend: Man you're a lightweight
Me: YEAAAAH BUDDY LIGHTWEIGHT
(sees a picture of some buff guy with no shirt no homo)
Before weightlifting
Me: what a fagggg
After weightlifting
Me: damn nice pecs on that fool (no homo)
(talking about supplements)
Before weightlifting
Me: Supplements are for cheaters, you should work out naturally like they used to do back in the days
After weightlifting
Me: *calls a friend* yo I ran out of my supps... can you bring me some NO and creatine? and meet me 30 mins early.
(sees an empty playground at night)
Before weightlifting
*smokes weed*
After weightlifting
*does pull ups and dips*