Advertisments for cleansing products claiming that people sh1t out worms and bats...

[MIKE BLESS]

....any of these real, the "passing" of giant ass parasites while using whatever product? No, I'm not askin cause I'm lookin to mess with any of those products, I just wonder if any of these are real. I got an unofficial opinion of a medical professional, they said that maybe this stuff would happen in a country with contaminated water or that maybe someone who ate a lot of sushi could have stuff like that brewing in their guts but that it was probably bullsh1t for the most part. But these companies show these 10 foot long snakes with gargoyle and bat heads claiming that every adult probably has em inside their intestines-if that's false, isn't that against FDA guidelines for "Health Fraud"? No, not siding with the FDA either but still. Not dissin anybody for their lifestyle either, just wondering about this advertising.

[caramellady85]

lmao@ "10 foot long snakes with gargoyle and bat heads"
but uh.. there this forum where people talk about diff health stuff and a subforum on cleanses and they've posted stool pics... :gag: some of the stuff...

[MIKE BLESS]

So this really happens to people who live in countries with a high standard of living? Every now and then I'll be up late and I'll put the TV on and there's this guy selling something, you know which one I'm talkin about. Guy says that his product is the greatest thing ever and you'll add years to your life but he looks stressed the fck out. But everyday people really posted pictures of their sh1t and this stuff on infomercials/the internet isn't all a lie?

[NippleTits]

well

its true, that during a fast or "detox" people pass all kinds of ****

what i've learned in the last 2 years. is that there is no miracle pill or detox system that cures anyone. its a matter of diet and lifestyle that will heal any illness you have.

what you see in those pictures are undigested mucoid plaque, parasites, and gallstones/bile. be careful though, you cant just release "toxins" and go back to eating cheeseburgers and chicken wings..you'll be in an even worse position then when you started, now your body is vulnerable after having released a great deal of waste and stressed the lymphatic system to heal your blood and organs. going back to a complex-carb heavy, bad fat diet will be even more painful then before


make sure you have a nice fiber supplement, eat live-fresh food and exercise regularly. theres a detox for ya

[Logic86]

So this really happens to people who live in countries with a high standard of living? Every now and then I'll be up late and I'll put the TV on and there's this guy selling something, you know which one I'm talkin about. Guy says that his product is the greatest thing ever and you'll add years to your life but he looks stressed the fck out. But everyday people really posted pictures of their sh1t and this stuff on infomercials/the internet isn't all a lie?
Thats the Dual Action Cleanse guy lol, Google him and his product there bunch of dirt and negative press about him

[MIKE BLESS]

make sure you have a nice fiber supplement, eat live-fresh food and exercise regularly. theres a detox for ya
yeah I mean I'm not sayin that my lifestyle is the greatest but that's what I try to do, eat a lotta fresh fruits and vegetables, whole grains, certain types of nuts........................* and drink a lot of water. Oh, and mangosteen juice, that stuff is good. I realize that nobody asked but I take at least 2-3 sh1ts a day and my stomach is pretty much always flat. I didn't chose to eat this way for cosmetic purposes, more like health purposes. If I had a more active lifestyle I guess that different sources of protein would be necessary. Anyways, do you mean to say that those long strings with evil looking bats on them really come outta people? I just find it hard to believe that someone who is relatively healthy who has been living in a country with a clean water supply would have stuff like that lurking in them.

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Thats the Dual Action Cleanse guy lol, Google him and his product there bunch of dirt and negative press about him
Yeah, that guy. I actually sat down and watched about 15 minutes of his infomercial the other night. The FDA has gotta have beef with this guy. Plus, unless he's like 70 years old, dude looks real worn out. But I doubt that he even uses that product. INterestingly enough though, I did see some herbs that I have heard people use to "cleanse" mentioned as ingredients to these tablets but I still think that's a scam.....

[fatboi1]

yeah I mean I'm not sayin that my lifestyle is the greatest but that's what I try to do, eat a lotta fresh fruits and vegetables, whole grains, certain types of nuts........................* and drink a lot of water. Oh, and mangosteen juice, that stuff is good. I realize that nobody asked but I take at least 2-3 sh1ts a day and my stomach is pretty much always flat. I didn't chose to eat this way for cosmetic purposes, more like health purposes. If I had a more active lifestyle I guess that different sources of protein would be necessary. Anyways, do you mean to say that those long strings with evil looking bats on them really come outta people? I just find it hard to believe that someone who is relatively healthy who has been living in a country with a clean water supply would have stuff like that lurking in them.

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Yeah, that guy. I actually sat down and watched about 15 minutes of his infomercial the other night. The FDA has gotta have beef with this guy. Plus, unless he's like 70 years old, dude looks real worn out. But I doubt that he even uses that product. INterestingly enough though, I did see some herbs that I have heard people use to "cleanse" mentioned as ingredients to these tablets but I still think that's a scam.....
Some of these fad companies uses herbs along with other chemical toxins and then call their "product" the best out on the market. If your looking for real therapeutic herbs look for ONLY herbs no fillers, binders, preservatives, additives etc. Currently the only place of I know of that sell pure 100% herbs are dherbs.com, drsebi.com, drafrika.com but I already know most dudes like "this n1gga and his herbs" but fukk herbs been on the earth. No company makes better products than mother nature and with proper knowledge there is no such thing as incurable disease contrary to popular western belief.