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Raio
04-11-08, 10:23 AM
As some of you know, I've been tryin to gain weight. I casually went to the cafe and got a brolic peice of chocolate brownie and just nearly got back into the elevator.... low and behold


its 3 fat people

I also have a diet coke in my hand(they were outta everything else)... So its that awkward moment cuz I can tell these nikkas is thinkin bout ****in that brownie... I can HEAR them sweatin... they all looked at eachother and i gripped my plastic knife and looked one of them in the eye...
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then the elevators opened and these nikkas left and left a smell of purid self pity and hostess.

Raio
04-11-08, 11:46 AM
In other news, I kinda wanna join the company's basketball league. its 3 on 3 but I feel as if I will be holdin my **** the entire game/timeout/after/before because I'm easily the nicest basketball player in this b1tch.


*takes hand off crotch area to shoot a 3* *it goes in* *puts hand back on *****


*doesnt play defense*