summwunn
04-07-08, 03:39 AM
Username: aswsqazzxfes
Thread Title: www onlnforeline cy casinol
Link: http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=1005161
Summary of Violation: The user has created a thread which contains approximately fifty-three (53) links to malware/virus sites. The links appear to refer the user to poker-related websites, however, upon clicking on one of these URLs, the monitor began flickering like birthday candles burning in a dark room, the light bulb in the room suddenly popped, and the smoke detector beeped incessantly. I felt enormous pressure in my sinus cavity, and my eyes began to water. As the tears dripped across my lips, I could taste a slight sensation of battery acid; my left hand clenched itself into a fist and started punching me repeatedly across the jaw. I couldnt do anything about. I screamed out for God but the only answer I received was the haunting melody of Windows XP restarting. My body froze, I was locked like a ceramic statue in my seat, eyes staring at a desktop that I no longer recognized. It was a live-action surveillance video of me when I was five-years old. It displayed a short film of me playing Atari 2600, when suddenly it showed me turning around very quickly and a shadow entered the room and the look of horror on my face reminded me of that nefarious day when I lost my innocence. I could take no more - I was forced to perform a Martian ritual on an altar made from blue whale bones, where I placed my hard drive and sprinkled the crushed remains of the light bulb from the desk lamp, and I had my uncle off to the side playing a Howlin Wolf solo on a five-foot tall harp. I slit my wrists and allowed the blood to drip on to the hard drive, which immediately began to vibrate and spin counter-clockwise, the lunar eclipse completed its darkening of the sky, and the hard drive levitated and flew away like an atomic frisbee. Out of nowhere a flock of white crows chased after the device and as they reached the tiny UFO, a thunderclap rumbled through the atmosphere, as a large explosion of ultraviolet light enveloped the sky, and I heard the moaning of my ancestors telling me that Dell Inspiron laptops are on sale at Wal-Mart.....
:ohmy:
Thread Title: www onlnforeline cy casinol
Link: http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=1005161
Summary of Violation: The user has created a thread which contains approximately fifty-three (53) links to malware/virus sites. The links appear to refer the user to poker-related websites, however, upon clicking on one of these URLs, the monitor began flickering like birthday candles burning in a dark room, the light bulb in the room suddenly popped, and the smoke detector beeped incessantly. I felt enormous pressure in my sinus cavity, and my eyes began to water. As the tears dripped across my lips, I could taste a slight sensation of battery acid; my left hand clenched itself into a fist and started punching me repeatedly across the jaw. I couldnt do anything about. I screamed out for God but the only answer I received was the haunting melody of Windows XP restarting. My body froze, I was locked like a ceramic statue in my seat, eyes staring at a desktop that I no longer recognized. It was a live-action surveillance video of me when I was five-years old. It displayed a short film of me playing Atari 2600, when suddenly it showed me turning around very quickly and a shadow entered the room and the look of horror on my face reminded me of that nefarious day when I lost my innocence. I could take no more - I was forced to perform a Martian ritual on an altar made from blue whale bones, where I placed my hard drive and sprinkled the crushed remains of the light bulb from the desk lamp, and I had my uncle off to the side playing a Howlin Wolf solo on a five-foot tall harp. I slit my wrists and allowed the blood to drip on to the hard drive, which immediately began to vibrate and spin counter-clockwise, the lunar eclipse completed its darkening of the sky, and the hard drive levitated and flew away like an atomic frisbee. Out of nowhere a flock of white crows chased after the device and as they reached the tiny UFO, a thunderclap rumbled through the atmosphere, as a large explosion of ultraviolet light enveloped the sky, and I heard the moaning of my ancestors telling me that Dell Inspiron laptops are on sale at Wal-Mart.....
:ohmy: